The Cringe/Hate Thread

[Mellsblue]

Mrs Browns Boys. Just caught the only 5 mins of it I've ever seen, and it's beyond parody how shit it is.

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100% with you on that one.

Thirded.

[welshsaint]

Not if its a impulse control disorder, like kleptomania. That's more of a cry for help. Often these people have turn out to be wealthy, and it's particularly common among women. Adolescents indulging in this type of behavior are invariably found to be suffering some emotional trauma as well.

There may be some sense here, but I'm struggling to find it.

That's because you don't understand human psychology. Stick to rugby, mate.

When did I become your mate?

[rowan]

It's an informal term of address where I'm from. You need to step out of your cocoon and brush up on your general knowledge, mate

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Mrs Browns Boys. Just caught the only 5 mins of it I've ever seen, and it's beyond parody how shit it is.

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100% with you on that one.

Thirded.

The fecking thing was voted the Best Comedy on the telly a couple of years ago by the Brits. All I can say is that the repeal of Amendment 8, even if it is passed, will have come 50-odd years too late to rid us of Brendan Carrol and his fecking abortion of a so-called sitcom shit-fest.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Not if its a impulse control disorder, like kleptomania. That's more of a cry for help. Often these people have turn out to be wealthy, and it's particularly common among women. Adolescents indulging in this type of behavior are invariably found to be suffering some emotional trauma as well.

There may be some sense here, but I'm struggling to find it.

That's because you don't understand human psychology. Stick to rugby, mate.

Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks and BOLLOCKS, mate!

Shoplifting is theft and you can try and dress it up as a mental disorder if you want but it is criminality regardless of the efforts of psychologists to carve themselves a market 'curing' Winona Ryder and her ilk of their light fingers.

I understand human psychology pretty well and in my view the more you tell people they can get away with because they're 'sick,' the more they will try to get away with. It is an ever spiraling downward trend of excusing criminality.

The best cure for these light fingered feckers who put small businesses at real risk and bump up the costs for all of us is to put them before the courts, fine the feck out of them and if that doesn't work stick them in the nick with a few wife-beaters to break their fecking thieving fingers.

[morepork]

Can you get a disability parking badge for being a pompous fuck?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ive got my ‘pompous fuck,’ ‘arrogant bastard,’ ‘baby killing militarist,’ and ‘knots’ badges but the feckers still give me a ticket for parking in the mothers and babies spaces at Sainsburys!

[belgarion]

Ive got my ‘pompous fuck,’ ‘arrogant bastard,’ ‘baby killing militarist,’ and ‘knots’ badges but the feckers still give me a ticket for parking in the mothers and babies spaces at Sainsburys!

Maybe cos of this as you wouldn;t have a baby as you've killed it?

[Stones of granite]

100% with you on that one.

Thirded.

The fecking thing was voted the Best Comedy on the telly a couple of years ago by the Brits. All I can say is that the repeal of Amendment 8, even if it is passed, will have come 50-odd years too late to rid us of Brendan Carrol and his fecking abortion of a so-called sitcom shit-fest.

Yeez can have them there six counties back if you’ll just disappear* the unfunny cunt and quietly bury his corpse in some unmarked peat bog somewhere.

*stand by for criticism from the usual source for using “disappear” as a verb.

[welshsaint]

It's an informal term of address where I'm from. You need to step out of your cocoon and brush up on your general knowledge, mate

Never heard it in Turkey. You don't appear to know where you are.

[Galfon]

Could explain the HNY greeting an hour late on the fred of the same name...Turkey is gmt+3 or bst+2....issued at 10 p.m. (gmt) on the dot.,
C'mon Rowan - divulge!..

[canta_brian]

Curate.

As in DJs curating a playlist. No, they are playing some songs.

BBC 6 music particularly guilty for this.

[rowan]

Could explain the HNY greeting an hour late on the fred of the same name...Turkey is gmt+3 or bst+2....issued at 10 p.m. (gmt) on the dot.,
C'mon Rowan - divulge!..

Yes, I think we're gmt+3 & bst+2 (or vice versa). I actually only figured this out recently myself - that the clock I'm seeing is not the same one that you are seeing. It also solves the puzzle of how international results appear to come up on another forum before I have located them and posted them here, because I know for a fact those results are often not on that forum when I post them here - and are quite possibly copied from this forum sometimes, which is fine with me, since we're simply trying to get the news out there (not running a competition or anything).

[Galfon]

Interesting past-time, must say.
user control panel/board preferences/my time zone/UTC +3/europe-istanbul should give you the same time as your clock on the wall..
knowing where you are and the actual time are good starting points, for piece of mind if nowt else.

[Galfon]

'Legend'.. really ?

[rowan]

It's an informal term of address where I'm from. You need to step out of your cocoon and brush up on your general knowledge, mate

Never heard it in Turkey. You don't appear to know where you are.

Actually, it is exactly the same in Turkish. Everybody is arkadash - meaning friend or mate. In Spain they say amigo, of course, so I think we can say it's pretty universal - except perhaps in Wales

[welshsaint]

It's an informal term of address where I'm from. You need to step out of your cocoon and brush up on your general knowledge, mate

Never heard it in Turkey. You don't appear to know where you are.

Actually, it is exactly the same in Turkish. Everybody is arkadash - meaning friend or mate. In Spain they say amigo, of course, so I think we can say it's pretty universal - except perhaps in Wales

Butt or butty.

[morepork]

sweet jesus.

[Mellsblue]

Never heard it in Turkey. You don't appear to know where you are.

Actually, it is exactly the same in Turkish. Everybody is arkadash - meaning friend or mate. In Spain they say amigo, of course, so I think we can say it's pretty universal - except perhaps in Wales

Butt or butty.

In England we say bottom or sandwich.

[rowan]

You call each other bottom or sandwich??

I don't think Israel Folau would approve . . .

[Mikey Brown]

'Legend'.. really ?

Wow. I don’t think I’ve seen this one in here yet, but it should be right near the top of the list. Just fuck off woth your “absolute ledge” as well.

[welshsaint]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/thi ... .mxDQW4KjL

Number 8.

[rowan]

THIS

[Coco]

Ive got my ‘pompous fuck,’ ‘arrogant bastard,’ ‘baby killing militarist,’ and ‘knots’ badges but the feckers still give me a ticket for parking in the mothers and babies spaces at Sainsburys!

Mothers and babies spaces? You are joking?

[Stones of granite]

Ive got my ‘pompous fuck,’ ‘arrogant bastard,’ ‘baby killing militarist,’ and ‘knots’ badges but the feckers still give me a ticket for parking in the mothers and babies spaces at Sainsburys!

Mothers and babies spaces? You are joking?

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