Limericks

[francoisfou]

Who frequently fancy a bit.







A bit of what you fancy does you good..

[Galfon]

even up a hill, or deep in the wood...

[francoisfou]

In all kinds of weather..

[Galfon]

alone or together

[francoisfou]

G’wan, try it, you know that you should.

[francoisfou]

A wily old tart from Helsinki..

[Galfon]

shied away from anything crinkly

[francoisfou]

Her preference is leather..

[Galfon]

used with a tether

[francoisfou]

Fishnet tights and boots that were kinky.











A lady from Stockton-on-Tees..

[Galfon]

worked very long hours on her knees

[francoisfou]

And on her days off..

[Galfon]

She liked a good quaff

[francoisfou]

With fish ´n’ chips, onion rings, mushy peas.

[francoisfou]

An old gal from near Hampton Wick..

[Galfon]

charged only five quid for a lick

[Tobylerone]

Her gelato was tasty..

[Galfon]

not lumpy or pasty

[francoisfou]

But succulent, creamy and thick.









She went by the name of ol' Lil..

[Galfon]

whose meetings were always a thrill

[francoisfou]

..if you’re that way inclined

[Galfon]

they could blow your mind

[francoisfou]

‘Specially when she’s dressed to kill.

[francoisfou]

A lady from Chalfont St Giles

[Galfon]

Came back from her Doctor all smiles..