The Cringe/Hate Thread

[Galfon]

'Reset' - the answer to anything sh!t apparently..
sports teams, tv shows - anything.
just tweak a few algorithms, clear the buffers, restart - back on track.
nowt to worry about...

[Which Tyler]

'Reset' - the answer to anything sh!t apparently..
sports teams, tv shows - anything.
just tweak a few algorithms, clear the buffers, restart - back on track.
nowt to worry about...

[Donny osmond]

Hallo-freakin-ween

[francoisfou]

Harry and Megan on the front pages! I’m not in the slightest bit interested. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

[francoisfou]

Opening furkin' oysters! Had 'em twice over the festive season. Too much hassle!

[Numbers]

Sweet Caroline - why is it that this is played at every sporting event ad nauseum, it makes me want to set my ears alight.

[Mikey Brown]

Portrait videos can fuck right off. There's some scenarios it's fine, but rugby clips are definitely not one of them. Phones that automatically spin the video when you turn it sideways were such a good invention. Is that really too much work? People would rather lose 75% of the image so they don't have to turn their phone?

[Mikey Brown]

Sweet Caroline - why is it that this is played at every sporting event ad nauseum, it makes me want to set my ears alight.

Ugh. Yeah that's a solid entry.

[Mikey Brown]

"Different gravy".

[Spiffy]

"Coach killer", when a player does something stupid, is cringeworthy.

[Mikey Brown]

GOAT. Just fucking meaningless at this point.

[kk67]

So, who's the bbc presenter ?

Jeremy Vine and Nicky Cambell have started legal proceedings. Which is odd as Jeremy Vine isn't a bbc presenter. He's a nazified wanker.
I do not like the bastard. He pretends to be a David Bowie fan and a cyclist but he's a twat.

[Donny osmond]

He pretends to be a David Bowie fan and a cyclist but he's a twat.

[morepork]

Can we just end this Taylor muthaforking Swift obsession please?

[Mikey Brown]

Can we just end this Taylor muthaforking Swift obsession please?

It’s pretty bizarre, but to be fair it will be very funny if she is the reason that many millions more end up prompted to vote and it does for Trump.

It’s certainly not looking like a forgone conclusion at the moment, so the more he riles up the Swifties the better chance we have of getting to continue enjoying Biden’s bumbling non-sequiturs.

[Big D]

Can we just end this Taylor muthaforking Swift obsession please?

The poor lass is just trying to live her life. I have some sympathy for her. Regardless of money etc. constantly having negativity thrown your way must be a bit shit.

[Which Tyler]

Also worth noting that she made Faux News care about pollution and carbon emissions

[Donny osmond]

Guardian sub-editors favourite headline ender...

"Blah blah some non-statement about what might happen blah. Here's how."

Here's how you can fuck right off.

[morepork]

Is this news? A world on fire and social media angst gets a headline?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/crggk7x0k7lo

[francoisfou]

I regularly hear on the UK radio people referring to a "perfect storm".
WTF?

[morepork]

Inequality porn. Why do the feckless wealthy spunk so much on so little of substance? Offensive on all levels.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd1de8gzevpo

[Mikey Brown]

"Absolute scenes" and "how good?" are my latest additions.

[Which Tyler]

I think the new crest for Saints deserves a place in this thread.

[Donny osmond]

Council bureaucracy.

We have come back from holiday to find a letter from the council telling us the parking permit process is changing. Fine, I mean, you already give us a parking permit, so that shouldn't be an issue, right? WRONG MUTHERFUCKER.

I now have to, every year, use my council tax bill, THAT I GET FROM THE COUNCIL, to prove my address TO THE COUNCIL, plus prove that the car THAT THE COUNCIL HAS PREVIOUSLY GIVEN ME A PERMIT FOR is mine and is parked at my house, in order to apply for a permit to park said car at said address.

[Puja]

Council bureaucracy.

We have come back from holiday to find a letter from the council telling us the parking permit process is changing. Fine, I mean, you already give us a parking permit, so that shouldn't be an issue, right? WRONG MUTHERFUCKER.

I now have to, every year, use my council tax bill, THAT I GET FROM THE COUNCIL, to prove my address TO THE COUNCIL, plus prove that the car THAT THE COUNCIL HAS PREVIOUSLY GIVEN ME A PERMIT FOR is mine and is parked at my house, in order to apply for a permit to park said car at said address.

W O W. That is an excellent use of resources. Can't imagine that process of the council taking in money makes a profit!

Puja