England vs Samoa - Sat 4.45pm

[Mellsblue]

Sinfield’s defence is trash.

It relies on you dominating the contact and staying connected, England aren't doing either.

Dominating contact and staying connected… ground breaking. Plenty of teams don’t break so easily under pressure.

[Mellsblue]

The cult of O. Farrell needs to end.

[Insouciant]

Ford off!! I’m fucking done with Borthwick.

But surely Ford's been preventing the Messiah from singlehandedly winning us the game?

[jngf]

More tedious TMO……yawn, yawn

[Buggaluggs]

Handbags! That's what this game needs.

[jngf]

What’s Roger Allum doing officiating rugby?

[Mellsblue]

I think that’s a try.

[Lizard]

I think that’s a try.

Levers off his knee. Double movement.

[FKAS]

Chessum robbed there. Now that's a bullshit decision.

[jngf]

This England side (with one or two exceptions) have more players than totality of GCSEs

[FKAS]

Sinfield’s defence is trash.

It relies on you dominating the contact and staying connected, England aren't doing either.

Dominating contact and staying connected… ground breaking. Plenty of teams don’t break so easily under pressure.

Plenty of teams don't have the their vice captain race out of the line and leave a gaping space, for example.

[FKAS]

And Mitchell fecks it up again.

[Mellsblue]

I think that’s a try.

Levers off his knee. Double movement.

Stick to flat track bullying teams in blue would you and stop sticking your nose into England trying to make this tournament more interesting.

[jngf]

Mitchell’s has the same sh*T scarred expression as Frank Spencer

[Insouciant]

Mitchell has not played well at all. I do hope this doesn't mean the return of one of the other 9s.

[Mellsblue]

It relies on you dominating the contact and staying connected, England aren't doing either.

Dominating contact and staying connected… ground breaking. Plenty of teams don’t break so easily under pressure.

Plenty of teams don't have the their vice captain race out of the line and leave a gaping space, for example.

Players not trusting the crap system. It’s about time we agreed on something.

[Lizard]

Oh, Lima. You cannot go missing touch from there.

[jngf]

We are back in Andy Robinson territory….

[Mellsblue]

Smith has been class since he came on.

[jngf]

England rugby post 2003 is the longest running farce since the Mousetrap

[pompey-zebra]

Smith has been class since he came on.

Only in context to the rest.

[jngf]

Do these tools actually get paid for playing like this?

[Mellsblue]

Do these tools actually get paid for playing like this?

More than anyone else in the world…

[Mellsblue]

Not only are Samoa daring to stress our defence they’re challenging our lineout…

[Mellsblue]

Can Tigers locks hold on to the ball?