England vs Samoa - Sat 4.45pm

[jngf]

The ref is an intern? There’s been more TMO than rugby in this s**t shambles

[Lizard]

TMO got bored again.

[jngf]

Why are you laughing Farrell? You aren’t up to it

[Insouciant]

Did I just hear Owen Farrell complain to the ref about a no arm tackle??

and then overruns on the shot clock to waste a penalty. Lol.

[Mellsblue]

The Iceman froze.

[Lizard]

TMO should call that back for out of time.

[Freddo]

Got lucky with one earlier but not this time.

[Mellsblue]

Poorly coached and poorly captained.

[JellyHead]

This is dreadful

[p/d]

The Iceman froze.

world class inspirational captain

[Mellsblue]

Got lucky with one earlier but not this time.

What I don’t understand is why he’s taking so long when we’re losing, and when we have the finest S&C coach in the world.

[jngf]

Samoa deserve to be several scores further up

[Mellsblue]

Farrell’s ‘pass’

[jngf]

May past it too

[Insouciant]

Yellow card for tackle in the air - silly offence. Hopefully it doesn't cost Samoa, although looks like it might... jeez Fazlet's pass, ok we had a penalty but wow, shyte.

[Oakboy]

I find it embarrassing that Farrell is on but Ford is off. The only good aspect is that we have ended up with the centre pairing we should have started with.

[Buggaluggs]

Champagne rugby

[jngf]

You’re right commentator ….England have lost it …big style

[Mellsblue]

Champagne rugby

The open bottle you find the morning after and drink, despite it being flat, because you want to delay the hangover.

[Insouciant]

Wow - wasting almost the entire period of a Samoan in the sin-bin with scrums in the 22 (from a penalty). Smart England. Give the Samoans a breather while they have a man off the pitch.

[Which Tyler]

The open bottle you find the morning after and drink, despite it being flat, and containing 2 soggy cigarette butts because you want to delay the hangover.

FTFY

[Mellsblue]

The open bottle you find the morning after and drink, despite it being flat, and containing 2 soggy cigarette butts because you want to delay the hangover.

FTFY

Only two soggy cigarette butts is generous given this performance. I can think of at least 12.

[Which Tyler]

I think "keep hold of it" might be the first actively good piece of commentary Ugo has ever uttered

[Lizard]

Kinda bullshit that Samoa’s yellow card lasted 15 minutes. Still, they blew several chances throughout the game and can only blame themselves for not closing that out.

[morepork]

Champagne rugby

The open bottle you find the morning after and drink, despite it being flat, because you want to delay the hangover.

*COUGH*