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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:32 pm
by francoisfou
With a head as thick as a gammon.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:33 pm
by francoisfou
While on holiday once in St Kitts
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 1:47 pm
by Puja
I once caught a headful of nits
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:36 pm
by francoisfou
But drank loads of rum..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:21 pm
by Galfon
which made it go numb
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:54 pm
by Buggaluggs
I concluded St Kitts is the pits
My gran was a fan of the darts
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 4:47 pm
by francoisfou
And Grandpa - the martial arts
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 5:24 pm
by Buggaluggs
She grabbed his nunchucks
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:22 pm
by Galfon
A fine set-deluxe
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:54 pm
by francoisfou
And he grabbed his wife’s private parts.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:55 pm
by francoisfou
She screamed, “Get yer ‘ands off my muff!”
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 7:18 pm
by Galfon
But he just couldn't get enough
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:37 pm
by francoisfou
He refused to let go..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2021 8:45 pm
by Galfon
so she dealt him a blow
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 8:53 pm
by Buggaluggs
With his fist, her muff he did stuff.
A Hells Angels rocker from Crewe
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 9:34 pm
by francoisfou
Took a fancy to a good-looking ewe
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2021 11:34 pm
by Galfon
With wellies in place
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 6:41 am
by francoisfou
Giving the order, “Brace!”
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:16 am
by Galfon
He was stunned when the animal went "moo !"
A podgy pub landlord in Chinnor
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:00 am
by francoisfou
Was on a futile diet to get thinner
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:58 am
by Tobylerone
His first thought was Keto..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:11 am
by Galfon
with less Burrito
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:43 am
by francoisfou
But then he ate three fried Mars bars for dinner
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:44 am
by francoisfou
francoisfou wrote:But then three fried Mars bars for dinner
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:46 am
by francoisfou
The ageing vicar of Bray