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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 5:36 pm
by Galfon
nuisance lurkers.
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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:13 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
That is fecking inspired!

Credit yourself with the kilolurk on the lurk thread and then give me my dues for the 999.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:45 pm
by Galfon
It will need an ammendment approved by the legislative council..
'note - points cannot be imported from lurks achieved on other threads'..

Jobsworths.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:19 pm
by rowan
rowan wrote:
Stones of granite wrote:Apropos of not very much, the Turkish Deputy PM is an ethnic Kurd and dual citizen, holding a British passport in addition to his Turkish one. I’m pretty sure, as a consequence, that it was he who came up with the name of “Operation Olive Branch”.
Straight out of the US-Israeli book of surreal and ironic names for military invasions. :roll:

Another of my cringe/hates, just to keep it within the confines of the thread title...
Moves are now afoot to bestow the title of 'Gazi' upon our glorious leader; an epithet traditionally reserved for the most successful of Ottoman sultans upon the battlefied...

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:33 pm
by belgarion
OptimisticJock wrote:22ud93.jpg
Wrong thread OJ, should be in 'Random funny images'

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:21 am
by rowan
rowan wrote:
rowan wrote:
Stones of granite wrote:Apropos of not very much, the Turkish Deputy PM is an ethnic Kurd and dual citizen, holding a British passport in addition to his Turkish one. I’m pretty sure, as a consequence, that it was he who came up with the name of “Operation Olive Branch”.
Straight out of the US-Israeli book of surreal and ironic names for military invasions. :roll:

Another of my cringe/hates, just to keep it within the confines of the thread title...
Moves are now afoot to bestow the title of 'Gazi' upon our glorious leader; an epithet traditionally reserved for the most successful of Ottoman sultans upon the battlefied...
Our glorious leader and 'Gazi' warrior is now marching about in military uniform, personally overseeing the magnificent conquest and summonsing American, Russian and European representatives to his chambers in order to express disapproval at anything less than blind obedience.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 4:55 pm
by welshsaint
Caveat emptor. Let the buyer beware. Not to be consumed with beware of the buyer.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:23 pm
by rowan
welshsaint wrote:Caveat emptor. Let the buyer beware. Not to be consumed with beware of the buyer.
Coming in at number 1 on the Latin Phrases People Pretend to Understand chart:

Before money-back guarantees and 20-year warranties, caveat emptor was indispensable advice for the consumer. These days, it'd be more fitting to have it tattooed on the foreheads of used-car salesmen, infomercial actors, and prostitutes. For extra credit points, remember that caveat often makes solo appearances at cocktail parties (& rugby forums :roll: ) as a fancy term for a warning or caution. Oh, and just so you know, caveat lector means "let the reader beware."

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54011/10 ... understand

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:06 pm
by switchskier
With a week of Super Bowl build up still to come, people talking about uniform match ups. Or people refereeing to them as unis. Really bugs me.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 9:59 pm
by rowan
switchskier wrote:With a week of Super Bowl build up still to come, people talking about uniform match ups. Or people refereeing to them as unis. Really bugs me.
Hadn't heard that. Personally I think NFL commentators are great. Joe Theismann and John Madden were my favorites back in the day. I think the British & Saffas do rugby best, and Aussies rugby league. But NZ commentators are awful, full of cliches and cheesy word plays that always sound a little contrived and never quite come off with that dorky short front vowel shift. & that's my cringe hate on this topic: Dorky-sounding Kiwi sports commentators. :x

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:04 pm
by rowan
I think the British & Saffas do rugby best, and Aussies rugby league

Perhaps it's something to do with the heritage of the codes, but having a slightly posh accent seems to help with rugby commentating, while rugby league requires a bit of mongrel and occasional wacky humor.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:14 am
by Mikey Brown
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:MDMA is a great metaphor for caveat.

It makes you feel great, in love with and loved by everyone around you and in possession of dance moves the envy of the rave-going world - all of which must be caveated by the reality that you are dangerously dehydrated, making an utter twat of yourself to anyone within arms distance and look like a complete spastic.
Oi Serje. He’s still doing it.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 4:48 am
by welshsaint
rowan wrote:
welshsaint wrote:Caveat emptor. Let the buyer beware. Not to be consumed with beware of the buyer.
Coming in at number 1 on the Latin Phrases People Pretend to Understand chart:

Before money-back guarantees and 20-year warranties, caveat emptor was indispensable advice for the consumer. These days, it'd be more fitting to have it tattooed on the foreheads of used-car salesmen, infomercial actors, and prostitutes. For extra credit points, remember that caveat often makes solo appearances at cocktail parties (& rugby forums :roll: ) as a fancy term for a warning or caution. Oh, and just so you know, caveat lector means "let the reader beware."to say

http://mentalfloss.com/article/54011/10 ... understand
Form 2 stuff for a Latin scholar mun. As we often used to say in Treorchy. Suck on this one, without recourse to t'internet. Dictum meum pactum, is the motto of which venerable UK institution? You could of course look it up in your Latin for Dummies, actual book.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:31 pm
by Galfon
And some older wendyball clubs still have a latin mottos on their club crest, which is surprising.
match these 3 with the respective clubs:
1. Fili super caput meum
2. Super lunam
3. Reversusque de rete
:geek:

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:47 pm
by rowan
Unnecessary use of Latin terms in general: Oft-used in debate as though to deliver the final crushing blow upon an unwitting opponent, for the user has managed to dig up some ancient Roman phrase applicable to his standpoint - and no doubt adds a smug little Veni Vidi Vici as he swaggers triumphantly away . . .

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:22 pm
by Galfon
of course the twue pwonounciation is 'wayney weedy weaky' which you can thwow back at them, especially if they're called wayne, wowan. :)

Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:38 pm
by Donny osmond
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
rowan wrote:Is this man an artist, or an attention-seeking manwhore exploiting a tragedy?

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I think the word you are looking for is 'cunt'.
I hate sexist dicks

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Re: RE: Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:42 pm
by Donny osmond
OptimisticJock wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:I didn't realise caveats were back in fashion. Do you colour co-ordinate them with your top or your trousers?
It depends whether you are using it to look like a faded 70s Top of the Pops-paedophile or to hold up your flares.
Not being old enough to remember either I always thought the two things were the same.
I think they're caveats of each other

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Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:41 pm
by rowan
Swarmy little cretins who attempt to cover up their racism by pretending to be male feminists. Truly pathetic :evil:

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:41 pm
by welshsaint
rowan wrote:Unnecessary use of Latin terms in general: Oft-used in debate as though to deliver the final crushing blow upon an unwitting opponent, for the user has managed to dig up some ancient Roman phrase applicable to his standpoint - and no doubt adds a smug little Veni Vidi Vici as he swaggers triumphantly away . . .
Presumably you are a Latin ignoramus, and have Latin envy. Let it go.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:42 pm
by welshsaint
Galfon wrote:of course the twue pwonounciation is 'wayney weedy weaky' which you can thwow back at them, especially if they're called wayne, wowan. :)
Oh yes, schoolboy humour. When he weed...oh how we laughed.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:01 pm
by rowan
welshsaint wrote:
rowan wrote:Unnecessary use of Latin terms in general: Oft-used in debate as though to deliver the final crushing blow upon an unwitting opponent, for the user has managed to dig up some ancient Roman phrase applicable to his standpoint - and no doubt adds a smug little Veni Vidi Vici as he swaggers triumphantly away . . .
Presumably you are a Latin ignoramus, and have Latin envy. Let it go.
Yo hablo dos idiomas latinos, pero no necesito utilizarlos para impresionar nadie. Tambien hablo Turco.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:15 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
I think I can remember how to order 2 more very cold Coca-cola’s in Turkish.

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:23 pm
by Stones of granite
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I think I can remember how to order 2 more very cold Coca-cola’s in Turkish.
Every anglophone knows how to do that.

two more very cold Coca-cola’s!!

Re: The Cringe/Hate Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:28 pm
by welshsaint
rowan wrote:
welshsaint wrote:
rowan wrote:Unnecessary use of Latin terms in general: Oft-used in debate as though to deliver the final crushing blow upon an unwitting opponent, for the user has managed to dig up some ancient Roman phrase applicable to his standpoint - and no doubt adds a smug little Veni Vidi Vici as he swaggers triumphantly away . . .
Presumably you are a Latin ignoramus, and have Latin envy. Let it go.
Yo hablo dos idiomas latinos, pero no necesito utilizarlos para impresionar nadie. Tambien hablo Turco.
Spanish isn't Latin now is it?

Hwyl.