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Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:51 pm
by Mr Mwenda
16th man wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:44 pm
I was under the impression that keeping the same backline in place might actually result in some sort of fluency, or a passable impression of it, breaking out.
Perhaps familiarity bred contempt. Certainly they all seem to want well away from Ford.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:52 pm
by 16th man
Current Eddie Jones and former Eddie Jones coached sides locked in a battle to the death to see who can be the most incompetent.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:52 pm
by Oakboy
Surprised and disappointed that Chessum did not score from two metres out. I know we did score afterwards but that sort of chance needs taking.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by fivepointer
Ye gods this is bloody awful. Our timing and accuracy are miles off. Thats when we can be bothered to try and run the ball.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by badback
Are we better with 14?
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by Galfon
Not a fan of the new slippy Gilberts..the players seem bamboozled by it.

Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by francoisfou
It’s all part of the cunning plan! Relax, all will come good

Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
by 16th man
Oakboy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:52 pm
Surprised and disappointed that Chessum did not score from two metres out. I know we did score afterwards but that sort of chance needs taking.
I'll give him a bit of leeway in that he must have been pretty shocked to be getting the ball.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:54 pm
by Oakboy
Tuilagi and Ford are in a contest to see who can avoid being replaced by Farrell.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:55 pm
by p/d
Puja wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:47 pm
We had penalty advantage, clean ball at the back of the maul, all of our backs available and then we somehow end up with Ford so isolated that he literally had not a single option other than a kick (which he executed execrably). What the fuck.
Puja
Sums us up. We are crap. No control, no ambition and no ability to play what is in front of them.
Farrell will waltz back into this shower
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:55 pm
by Shiny
Dreary.
On the plus side I was allowed to open my Christmas present early, I now have a lovely Fiji shirt (everyone’s second favourite international team).
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:56 pm
by 16th man
If Fiji somehow don't make it through, whoever comes second in our group should just ask to step down to let them into the quarters.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:00 pm
by p/d
Oakboy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:54 pm
Tuilagi and Ford are in a contest to see who can avoid being replaced by Farrell.
Neck and neck.
I’m just de-stressing by watching Fiona handling antiques
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:00 pm
by Galfon
Has May touched the ball yet ?
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:01 pm
by p/d
Galfon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:00 pm
Has May touched the ball yet ?
Thankfully not
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:02 pm
by FKAS
16th man wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:53 pm
Oakboy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 8:52 pm
Surprised and disappointed that Chessum did not score from two metres out. I know we did score afterwards but that sort of chance needs taking.
I'll give him a bit of leeway in that he must have been pretty shocked to be getting the ball.
I'm just happy that he managed to take the ball and not drop the blooming thing.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:03 pm
by FKAS
p/d wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:01 pm
Galfon wrote: ↑Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:00 pm
Has May touched the ball yet ?
Thankfully not
Can it be worse than Elliott Daly and his new found belief in attacking space by kicking it towards the corner is the only option.
Doesn't help our one really good attack had Lawes attacking the space and not one of the backs. Courtney is a handy player to have but not in the wide channels.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:07 pm
by fivepointer
The comments here are immeasurably more entertaining than the match.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:09 pm
by Puja
Steward has just forgotten to bring his hands today. Awful.
Puja
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:10 pm
by 16th man
Wouldn't be surprised if we see a couple of drop goal routines in the next 10 minutes.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:10 pm
by FKAS
FFS Freddie have you lost the ability to catch the damn thing. Admittedly he's the only back to run a line.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:11 pm
by Puja
STOP KICKING IT
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:11 pm
by Banquo
half backs, esp mitchell....poor so far
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:12 pm
by 16th man
Jesus wept. You'd be embarrassed by this from lower half premier league teams in pissing down rain in January.
Re: England vs Japan - Sunday
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2023 9:12 pm
by Mr Mwenda
Please stop kicking it all the time, England.