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Re: Trump

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:33 pm
by morepork
jared_7 wrote:
morepork wrote:

Same planet, different world. Total lack of self-awareness. There is no way this situation can stand. They are the thickest cunts in all the world. Get them out.
Them and half the US voting population?

Its a shame NK's missiles can only reach the coast, a thousand miles inland would be much better.
I think even the most one-eyed Uncle-Dad in Midwesternstan and Southernstan is quietly shocked by the actuality of the skills on display.

Meanwhile, the White House Elementary School Debating Team thunders forward with yet more comprehensively constructed argument:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39572902


Oopsies.

Re: Trump

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:54 pm
by kk67
Banquo wrote:
WaspInWales wrote:
Banquo wrote: These are not, however :)

https://twitter.com/donaeldunready
Well, technically they are real.
...now, as then, the pedants are truly revolting :)
I'm not entirely familiar with the emoji language. Which one is that...?.

Re: Trump

Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:12 pm
by WaspInWales
Banquo wrote:
WaspInWales wrote:
Banquo wrote: These are not, however :)

https://twitter.com/donaeldunready
Well, technically they are real.
...now, as then, the pedants are truly revolting :)
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Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:38 am
by Len
Sean Spicer :lol:

I can be an All Black I reckon. Anything can happen in this crazy world!

Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:05 pm
by Sandydragon
Len wrote:Sean Spicer :lol:

I can be an All Black I reckon. Anything can happen in this crazy world!
The guy is a walking disaster. A significant part of modern politics is media management and perception and if they had someone remotely competent then the administration might be doing a bit better. Certainly, having a front man who seems to delight in fighting the media and who seems to be a one man policy making and changing on the fly machine isn't helping their cause.

Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:33 pm
by J Dory
Having someone accurately represent their policy would require them to have some.

Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:55 pm
by morepork
I apologise for fueling this, but I cannot avert mine gaze. Here's what Fox Gnus grills the Orange Elect about. You will note his finesse in presenting the finer details of foreign policy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tru ... 64d91af14b

“I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it,” Trump recalled in an interview with Fox News Business host Maria Bartiromo that aired on Wednesday.

“And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?” Trump went on. “And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, ‘Mr. President, let me explain something to you.’”

“So what happens is, I said, ‘We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this.’ And he was eating his cake. And he was silent,” Trump added.


Iraq. Chocolate cake. Sweet mother of jesus.

Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:20 pm
by Digby
Did they fire 59 missiles at Iraq also a few days back, or is he just confused?

Re: Trump

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:54 pm
by morepork
He couldn't find his own kok with a map and directions.

Russians are claiming Syrian defense systems intercepted and diverted 23 or so of the Trump spunked missiles.

SAD!

Re: RE: Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:19 am
by canta_brian
morepork wrote:He couldn't find his own kok with a map and directions.

Russians are claiming Syrian defense systems intercepted and diverted 23 or so of the Trump spunked missiles.

SAD!
Good thing Americas systems are better by a factor of 5, otherwise they might all have been diverted.

Maybe they should just drop the chocolate cakes and wait for an American style obesity epidemic to take care of Assad's supporters.

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:15 am
by Sandydragon
morepork wrote:I apologise for fueling this, but I cannot avert mine gaze. Here's what Fox Gnus grills the Orange Elect about. You will note his finesse in presenting the finer details of foreign policy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tru ... 64d91af14b

“I was sitting at the table. We had finished dinner. We’re now having dessert. And we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it,” Trump recalled in an interview with Fox News Business host Maria Bartiromo that aired on Wednesday.

“And I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded, what do you do?” Trump went on. “And we made a determination to do it, so the missiles were on the way. And I said, ‘Mr. President, let me explain something to you.’”

“So what happens is, I said, ‘We’ve just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq and I wanted you to know this.’ And he was eating his cake. And he was silent,” Trump added.


Iraq. Chocolate cake. Sweet mother of jesus.
Can you imagine how much that fed his ego? Sat with a major rival and giving a fire order like that, it must have made him feel bigly contented with himself.

Probably took it out on the missus afterwards; 'hey baby, Ive fire 59 missiles this evening. Here comes number 60!'

I'll leave you that thought as you drink your mid morning coffees.

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:26 am
by WaspInWales
Just goes to show that you can have your cake and eat it...

And then boast about it being the best cake, better than all the other cakes. It's just a tremendous cake. Tremendous.

We've made cakes great again.

#MCGA

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:41 am
by caldeyrfc
WaspInWales wrote:Just goes to show that you can have your cake and eat it...

And then boast about it being the best cake, better than all the other cakes. It's just a tremendous cake. Tremendous.

We've made cakes great again.

#MCGA
Yes, they now have strong white fluffy cakes trouble is they can't make up their mind do they want Syria toppings or not , do they want NATO sprinkles or not and the global warming icing is beginning to melt though at least the filling of extra thick bullshyte stays the same

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:40 pm
by kk67
morepork wrote:
SAD!
Stupidly Assured Destruction..?.

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:53 pm
by kk67
Sandydragon wrote:
Len wrote:Sean Spicer :lol:

I can be an All Black I reckon. Anything can happen in this crazy world!
The guy is a walking disaster. A significant part of modern politics is media management and perception and if they had someone remotely competent then the administration might be doing a bit better. Certainly, having a front man who seems to delight in fighting the media and who seems to be a one man policy making and changing on the fly machine isn't helping their cause.
This is the wonderful thing about borderline, high functioning psychopaths on the right wing. They just cannot help themselves from eventually letting leash their bile, resentment and prejudice at moments when they should really just shut up. And in fairness to what is a distinctly less than honourable profession, media advisers,.....I get the feeling that only the really shit ones would want to take this job.
When you think of the barking mad Doris's that UKIP had to employ it's easy to see how an administration can get themselves into trouble.

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 9:24 pm
by caldeyrfc
He's been eating cake again
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39595989
Just hope the next one isn't mushroom shaped

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:22 pm
by Len
They've blatently been itching to use that for years. Drop it on the whitehouse and do us a fvour?

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:04 pm
by OptimisticJock
Tasty looking cake.

Re: Trump

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:40 pm
by WaspInWales

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:52 pm
by WaspInWales
Seems a bit moody the media having a mass-wank over a huge bomb designed to kill indiscriminately.

They've asked more questions about the GBU-43/B than they did over the alleged chemical attack. A chemical attack of which there is still very little real evidence, apart from claims made by all sides.

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:09 pm
by WaspInWales
It's also interesting to note that the world has been warned that NK could use sarin gas....at any time. Nevermind 45 mins!

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:10 pm
by WaspInWales
And back in the real world, the US will continue to fire missiles and bombs at other people with impunity whilst the press just laps it up.

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 4:31 pm
by Len
Imagine how many MOABs Britain will have with that extra 350 million a week they'll get from not sending cash to the EU!

The empire is back baby!

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 5:53 pm
by kk67
WaspInWales wrote:Seems a bit moody the media having a mass-wank over a huge bomb designed to kill indiscriminately.
Not sure what you mean. The meedja whores love a big bomb. It provides them with big headlines which sell large amounts of copies of an outdated media.
Of course they were just as asinine before the internet.....

Re: Trump

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 6:55 pm
by Sandydragon
Len wrote:Imagine how many MOABs Britain will have with that extra 350 million a week they'll get from not sending cash to the EU!

The empire is back baby!
You actually get 20 MOABs for that amount of cash. That's a lot of bang.