The Cringe/Hate Thread

[rowan]

Nuw Zailindars wuth thair ruckliss yuse of vuwils.

Main reason I left!

[morepork]

You left because you were charged with crimes to comedy.

[rowan]

You left because you were charged with crimes to comedy.

I said the main reason. My criminal activities were of minor consideration.

[AL.]

Hate sweaty jacobs sticking to my leg in this heat....

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Its alright for you AL. I'm tripping over mine!

[morepork]

OI!!

Young ears.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Jacob's Cream Crackers?

They're a super menace when super soggy is all I'm saying.

Though I will admit they can afford a super choking threat if given to the very super young child.

[morepork]

Pump the brakes.

I don't like the cut of your gybe.

etc etc

[rowan]

When the waiters bring you your food with their thumbs sticking in it - and proceed to lick their thumbs as they walk away. When they stand right behind you shouting into their telephones for half an hour, or upwind of you smoking cigarettes and spitting into the street. When they take forever to serve you but then swipe your plates and drinking vessels away before you're actually finished with them. When they refuse to serve you because your silence is interpreted as arrogance, but when you do actually call them it is regarded as impatience and they refuse to serve you anyway. When they insist on speaking the only three words of English they know after you've already demonstrated your ability to converse in the local vernacular. And when they pretend not to understand you when you converse in the local vernacular so they can practise the only three words of English they know. When they kick the table right next to yours because there was a cat or a dog lurking nearby - or a beggar, which is worse.

[Stones of granite]

When the waiters bring you your food with their thumbs sticking in it - and proceed to lick their thumbs as they walk away. When they stand right behind you shouting into their telephones for half an hour, or upwind of you smoking cigarettes and spitting into the street. When they take forever to serve you but then swipe your plates and drinking vessels away before you're actually finished with them. When they refuse to serve you because your silence is interpreted as arrogance, but when you do actually call them it is regarded as impatience and they refuse to serve you anyway. When they insist on speaking the only three words of English they know after you've already demonstrated your ability to converse in the local vernacular. And when they pretend not to understand you when you converse in the local vernacular so they can practise the only three words of English they know. When they kick the table right next to yours because there was a cat or a dog lurking nearby - or a beggar, which is worse.

When does your contract for the Istanbul Tourism Authority end?

[rowan]

I do eat in the cheapest places, to be honest. Soup and a plate of dry beans or rice and chicken goes for the equivalent of about two pounds here, and it's actually good - but the waiters are frequently awful; untrained and underpaid; invariably nephews or kids of the owners' friends or whatever; decked out in their scruffiest T-shirts and torn jeans.

[Coco]

.... Maybe realize ...

Fecking Americans taking liberties with the spelling of Her Majesty's English, swapping esses for zeds and dropping vitally important ewes!

Typical snobby English, etc. ... still cant accept that some of their own were tired of taxation and separated from the herd to start their own country. (juat kidding Sarg, you know I love ya more than my luggage)

[morepork]

.... Maybe realize ...

Fecking Americans taking liberties with the spelling of Her Majesty's English, swapping esses for zeds and dropping vitally important ewes!

Typical snobby English, etc. ... still cant accept that some of their own were tired of taxation and separated from the herd to start their own country. (juat kidding Sarg, you know I love ya more than my luggage)

Sarge is not English fiend.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Fecking Americans taking liberties with the spelling of Her Majesty's English, swapping esses for zeds and dropping vitally important ewes!

Typical snobby English, etc. ... still cant accept that some of their own were tired of taxation and separated from the herd to start their own country. (juat kidding Sarg, you know I love ya more than my luggage)

Sarge is not English fiend.

She's a fiend, alright!

I've been called some things!

[canta_brian]

When the waiters bring you your food with their thumbs sticking in it - and proceed to lick their thumbs as they walk away. When they stand right behind you shouting into their telephones for half an hour, or upwind of you smoking cigarettes and spitting into the street. When they take forever to serve you but then swipe your plates and drinking vessels away before you're actually finished with them. When they refuse to serve you because your silence is interpreted as arrogance, but when you do actually call them it is regarded as impatience and they refuse to serve you anyway. When they insist on speaking the only three words of English they know after you've already demonstrated your ability to converse in the local vernacular. And when they pretend not to understand you when you converse in the local vernacular so they can practise the only three words of English they know. When they kick the table right next to yours because there was a cat or a dog lurking nearby - or a beggar, which is worse.

Maybe they just know you?

[Coco]

Typical snobby English, etc. ... still cant accept that some of their own were tired of taxation and separated from the herd to start their own country. (juat kidding Sarg, you know I love ya more than my luggage)

Sarge is not English fiend.

She's a fiend, alright!

I've been called some things!

Porky... Hush you.

Sarg... My apologies for assuming you were English. I am a fiend.

[Banquo]

Sarge is not English fiend.

She's a fiend, alright!

I've been called some things!

Porky... Hush you.

Sarg... My apologies for assuming you were English. I am a fiend.

we all look the same to you

[Coco]

She's a fiend, alright!

I've been called some things!

Porky... Hush you.

Sarg... My apologies for assuming you were English. I am a fiend.

we all look the same to you

Haha! Actually no, but he said "Her Majesties English" or whatever and I assumed... That will teach me.

[Vengeful Glutton]

Haha! Actually no, but he said "Her Majesties English" or whatever and I assumed... That will teach me.

Sssssshhhh

[Coco]

Haha! Actually no, but he said "Her Majesties English" or whatever and I assumed... That will teach me.

Sssssshhhh

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[Vengeful Glutton]

[Coco]

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[morepork]

Get a room FFS.

[Coco]

Its the cringe thread yeah? You old ninny.

[Lizard]

Argh. People who insist on watching TV with the incorrect aspect ratio.