Puffball & ME . . . .

[Discreet Hooker]

Will anyone give David Moyes a job now ? From hero to zero in the time it takes to ' manage ' three clubs !

[SerjeantWildgoose]

George Best? He liked a drink, eh?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Bert Trautmann? Necky bastard!

[SerjeantWildgoose]

[kk67]

That is my 2nd favourite Fast Show skit. Only bettered by 'Hello, we're cockneys, don't you know'.
Actually that must be Harry and Paul......Harry wasn't in the Fast Show.

[kk67]

Harry Enfield and Chums

I saw an interview with Paul Whitehouse where he was explaining why Harry wasn't in the Fast Show.
Harry's ego wasn't well suited to a team effort but Whitehouse explained it was definitely a mutual decision. They wanted Harry,.....but it just wasn't going to work.

[Discreet Hooker]

Harry Enfield and Chums

I saw an interview with Paul Whitehouse where he was explaining why Harry wasn't in the Fast Show.
Harry's ego wasn't well suited to a team effort but Whitehouse explained it was definitely a mutual decision. They wanted Harry,.....but it just wasn't going to work.

A good mate delivered a new mini a few years ago to Paul Whitehouse at his home address . Real nice guy apparently and as funny offscreen as on .

[Discreet Hooker]

Glasgow Rangers have been knocked out of a mysterious European competition by a Luxembourg works team who have never beaten any team in Euro competitions . Stand by for another new manager . All applications will be taken seriously . Apparently .

[Discreet Hooker]

All this outrageous money being splashed around and yet clubs still charge £60 for a football shirt (£3.50 production cost ) , charge for season tickets and hike food and drink prices up .

Its a mad mad world full of mad mad punters .

[Discreet Hooker]

Arsenal v Leicester on a Friday night in early August ?



Didn't the football season use to start in September ?


Does Christmas come round much quicker these days ?

[Discreet Hooker]

Cardiff . ! P 3 w 3 . Top o' the league . . . . . ( atm )

[Discreet Hooker]

Anyone think it might be quiet in the Rooney household this weekend ?

[Galfon]

Fluked it...

[canta_brian]

So @welshsaint

club or country? Great result for saints this evening.

[Galfon]

'UEFA Football Championship', 'UEFA Nations League', 'International Friendlies'...WTF ??
The Meaning of Puffball, Chpt.23.

[WaspInWales]

'UEFA Football Championship', 'UEFA Nations League', 'International Friendlies'...WTF ??
The Meaning of Puffball, Chpt.23.

Personally, I like the new format. It's great seeing fairly evenly matched teams playing for something instead of pointless friendlies.

Think England are continuing to develop under Southgate too. It will take time, but it's clear to see he wants to see us play some football.

[Stom]

'UEFA Football Championship', 'UEFA Nations League', 'International Friendlies'...WTF ??
The Meaning of Puffball, Chpt.23.

Personally, I like the new format. It's great seeing fairly evenly matched teams playing for something instead of pointless friendlies.

Think England are continuing to develop under Southgate too. It will take time, but it's clear to see he wants to see us play some football.

He needs some help, though. Creativity in midfield sorely missing and the players who could fill in aren't getting gametime.

[Galfon]

Eng / Esp:
Posession 27/73 %
Shots 5/23
Corners 0/12
...Goals 3/2 including a brace from Sterling.
Blimey - could have done with this kind of fortune in the summer.

[WaspInWales]

Eng / Esp:
Posession 27/73 %
Shots 5/23
Corners 0/12
...Goals 3/2 including a brace from Sterling.
Blimey - could have done with this kind of fortune in the summer.

Scored some good goals last night. Rashford made amends for his misses against Croatia.

Kane was great for a couple of goals, Barkley played well, Dier was very good and there was nowt wrong with that tackle...perfect recipient too! Also thought Maguire's tackle which earned him a yellow was ok too. Really pleased for Sterling. He hasn't done himself justice at times in an England shirt but what a superb strike for his first...more of that please!

We made hard work of it in the second half though. Pickford was very lucky not to give away a penalty.

The Spanish players gave a masterclass in badgering the ref. Whinging bastards. How the fuck there was 7 minutes of added time, I'll never know. They even complained when the ref blew for the final whistle which was after the 7 minutes. They really didn't want to lose to England, but tough shit.

Great win for England, good goals and they were well organised for long periods.

Still much to work on, but amazing result.

[twitchy]

[Galfon]

'Brave Sir Robin' award 2018 nominee..the Fenerbahce player showing nifty footwork and body-swerve skills in finding the tunnel after handbags erupt in this Turkish derby:

[WaspInWales]

Not a bad step tbh....is he EQ?

Love how the pitch invader gets the biggest cheer when he starts and chorus of boos as he is taken down, then more cheers as he's led off.

Bloody zealots.

[WaspInWales]

Cristiano Ronaldo's ex is dropping bombs on Twitter and it's going oooofffffff.



https://twitter.com/Jasminelennard

Seems the account has been banned...what did she do?

[Puja]

Cristiano Ronaldo's ex is dropping bombs on Twitter and it's going oooofffffff.



https://twitter.com/Jasminelennard

Seems the account has been banned...what did she do?

A lot of claims about him being verbally and physically abusive, including threats to kill her, which she says she had recordings of.

Puja

[Puja]

Seems the account has been banned...what did she do?

A lot of claims about him being verbally and physically abusive, including threats to kill her, which she says she had recordings of.

Puja

Which she stated she will be handing over to authorities as well as the prosecution in Ronaldo's rape case.

Speaking of which:

Las Vegas police have issued a warrant, which has been sent to Turin police, for Ronaldo's DNA after a sample on the dress of a woman claiming to have gotten the Big Ron treatment in Vegas.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/police-iss ... 1547143812

Ronaldo's responded back saying that his story has always been that he had consensual sex with her, so of course his DNA would be there. Very hard to prove one way or the other, although if the ex does have recordings of threats and him admitting to things, that will make a difference.

I tend towards believing the accuser in these things just on the basis that the number of fake claims is vanishingly rare and the horrendous treatment the accuser tends to get makes them a) even rarer and b) in need of someone taking their side, but I'm aware it's hardly a foolproof method.

Puja