Limericks

[Tobylerone]

Then she whispered, "I`m Fred.."

[Buggaluggs]

and their tools engaged in a duel

[Buggaluggs]

There was a young man from Nantucket

[francoisfou]

Who was violently ill in a bucket..

[francoisfou]

There was a young man from Nantucket

Hey, Buggaluggs! We don’t want this thread to die! Cheers. Chris (alias francoisfou!

[Buggaluggs]

I do not recall..

[francoisfou]

If he was on a pub crawl..

[Buggaluggs]

as he tripped and fell, yelling: Oh Fuck it

[francoisfou]

An old man from Chalfont St Giles...

[Buggaluggs]

Was concerned by the state of his piles

[francoisfou]

Then an 'ol mate from Thatcham..

[Buggaluggs]

Shoved a fork up his rectum

[Puja]

And after that, he was all smiles.

[Buggaluggs]

And after that, he was all smiles.

I think you're up to start the next one PJ. And I won't dwell on my concern that you associate 'all smiles' with a fork up the rectum.

[Puja]

No charge for the disturbing imagery, Buggaluggs. How about this for a first line then:


A regular Rugby Rebels shitposter...

[francoisfou]

Was reputed to be a bit of a boaster..

[Buggaluggs]

but his grin turned to frown

[francoisfou]

And his trousers turned brown..

[Puja]

As the players he'd slated came closer




A bright young person from Tring

[francoisfou]

Had a date with a girl from Beijing..

[Buggaluggs]

but her kung pao was rank

[francoisfou]

And her whatsitsname stank..

[Buggaluggs]

while her thumb violated his ring



I once knew a man who kept goats

[Puja]

And a selection of ferrets and stoats

[francoisfou]

And they all ran amok