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Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 2:47 pm
by Tobylerone
Then she whispered, "I`m Fred.."
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:40 am
by Buggaluggs
and their tools engaged in a duel
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:40 am
by Buggaluggs
There was a young man from Nantucket
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 6:32 am
by francoisfou
Who was violently ill in a bucket..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:58 pm
by francoisfou
Buggaluggs wrote:There was a young man from Nantucket
Hey, Buggaluggs! We don’t want this thread to die! Cheers. Chris (alias francoisfou!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:44 pm
by Buggaluggs
I do not recall..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:59 pm
by francoisfou
If he was on a pub crawl..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 6:49 pm
by Buggaluggs
as he tripped and fell, yelling: Oh Fuck it
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2021 2:37 pm
by francoisfou
An old man from Chalfont St Giles...
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 3:07 pm
by Buggaluggs
Was concerned by the state of his piles
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 4:01 pm
by francoisfou
Then an 'ol mate from Thatcham..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2021 6:24 pm
by Buggaluggs
Shoved a fork up his rectum
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 11:16 am
by Puja
And after that, he was all smiles.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 5:24 am
by Buggaluggs
Puja wrote:And after that, he was all smiles.
I think you're up to start the next one PJ. And I won't dwell on my concern that you associate 'all smiles' with a fork up the rectum.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:03 am
by Puja
No charge for the disturbing imagery, Buggaluggs. How about this for a first line then:
A regular Rugby Rebels shitposter...
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:19 am
by francoisfou
Was reputed to be a bit of a boaster..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:19 pm
by Buggaluggs
but his grin turned to frown
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:34 am
by francoisfou
And his trousers turned brown..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:00 pm
by Puja
As the players he'd slated came closer
A bright young person from Tring
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:17 pm
by francoisfou
Had a date with a girl from Beijing..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 4:55 pm
by Buggaluggs
but her kung pao was rank
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:47 am
by francoisfou
And her whatsitsname stank..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:11 pm
by Buggaluggs
while her thumb violated his ring
I once knew a man who kept goats
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:14 pm
by Puja
And a selection of ferrets and stoats
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:32 pm
by francoisfou
And they all ran amok