Crap Joke fred.

[Galfon]

Mothy gets around for sure !..
http://rugbyrebels.co/board/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1972
( first pager on this fred )

Three jump-leads walk into a bar ..
Barman: "I hope you lot aren't going to start anything.."

[rowan]

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a moth sitting next to him.

"Are you a moth?" asked the man, surprised.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at the movies?"

The moth replied, "Well, I liked the book."

[Galfon]

how can you tell when a moth farts? ....it flies straight for a second

[Galfon]

One in four frogs is a leap frog.

[rowan]

You have this down to a fine art, Galfon.

[rowan]

I've a friend who has opened a cheese shop in Palestine:

Cheeses of Nazareth

Boom! Boom!

[Galfon]

...and after the explosion, apparently all that was left
was de Brie.

[rowan]

Cheesiest joke I've heard all day . . .

[Galfon]

Sometimes you just need to take a good look in the mirror... and cry "Halloumi ! "

[rowan]

No, really, it gave me a gouda laugh!

Here's another:

What did the cheese salesman say when he came to your door?

I'd like to talk to you about cheeses . . .

[Galfon]

and when you tell him your pet bear won't come out of his shed, he'll just tell you to wave a lump of special smelly cheese at him and coax him gently, saying..
"Camembert,Camembert,Camembert.."...

[rowan]

Turkish humor:

Inmate goes to the prison library and asks to borrow a book.

Guard tells him, sorry, we don't have that book, but we do have the author . . .

[Galfon]

Unimpressed, the inmate took his pet frog from his pocket and dropped it on the returned books tray.
The frog crawled over the books..'Reddit, Reddit, Reddit..'

[rowan]

Why was the frog crawling? Didn't they give it the standard issue prison jumpsuit?

[Galfon]

it was a movement that didn't leave the ground...his suit ?
he's not seen it since it got toad away...

[rowan]

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
'What are you doing dear?'
'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females'
'How do you know what sex they were?'
The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."

[rowan]

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.

[Galfon]

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital ?
....the Ultra sound bloke.

2nd coolest ?
....the Hip replacement fella.

[rowan]

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Only if you throw it hard enough . . .

[Galfon]

Two cows standing in a field, one says to the other:
"Don't you worry about this 'Mad Cow' disease?"..
The other replied: "Why would it worry me?.. I'm a sheep! "

[rowan]

My girlfriend said she is leaving me due to my obsession with rugby.

I said "Please, can't we give it another try?!

[Galfon]

Well it's better than being stand-offish.....did you manage to convert her, despite the funny-shaped balls ?

[rowan]

I used to be a stud but she gave me the boot. Guess I'll have to find a hooker

[Galfon]

Plenty around - especially in truck and trailer areas.
I'm sure once she sees your tackle, you'll be through the gate in no time.

[rowan]

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!