Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:15 pm
working up a sweat
Rubbed down with wintergreen.
D'you think this thread needs a rest?
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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2022 7:15 pm
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2022 9:53 pm
some time to reflect might be best
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:08 pm
But it’s fun, nonetheless..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2022 10:01 pm
always best to confess
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:00 am
And start a new ryhme - be my guest!!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 8:06 pm
a long-distance driver called Dwight..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 5:39 pm
Drove all the way to Dundee - through the night..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 9:51 pm
In a small greasy spoon..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 11:18 am
By the light of the moon..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 6:18 pm
He was delivered a terrible fright..
The girl at the till was an Ex ..
The girl at the till was an Ex ..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2022 8:51 pm
..traordinary transvestite named Rex
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 12:54 am
More bubble than squeak..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:57 am
With a rotund physique..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 7:39 pm
and mightilly impressive Pecs.
The apron was tight and revealing..
The apron was tight and revealing..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 4:59 pm
So tight that Rex began squealing
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:51 pm
'Kettle's boiled..' called Dwight
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 10:27 am
An' I'm feelin' alright..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:13 pm
With me' slice o' toast and Darjeeling.
He set off and arrived at the Tay..
He set off and arrived at the Tay..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 7:07 am
In time for lunch in a packed café
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2022 6:54 pm
With fruit-cakes on show..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 2:50 pm
And Beaujolais nouveau
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 10:10 pm
offered free to those wearing a beret.
Dwight sported his - an old gift from France..
Dwight sported his - an old gift from France..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:16 pm
Hoping for his looks, to enhance..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 11:45 pm
but he got no takers