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Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 8:39 am
by francoisfou
From movers nor shakers..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:36 am
by Galfon
so he thought he best take a chance..
"D'ya come here often ?.." he said
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2022 11:02 am
by francoisfou
D'ya fancy a bit in the shed?
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:10 pm
by Galfon
Expecting a stampede
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 6:27 pm
by francoisfou
His trousers, he peed..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2022 8:57 pm
by Galfon
A 'warm front', like the Weathergirl said.
The management asked him to leave ..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2022 9:34 pm
by C-C
When he stood and started to heave
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:59 am
by Galfon
His technicolor yawn
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:55 am
by francoisfou
On the newly mown lawn..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:50 pm
by Galfon
giving him no-hope of a quick reprieve.
"Awa' n' bile yer heid !.. " they cried
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 1:10 pm
by francoisfou
Or we'll sling yer arse in the Clyde
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 1:39 pm
by Galfon
Getting back to his truck..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 7:17 pm
by francoisfou
Not pushing his luck
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2022 8:12 pm
by Galfon
He completed his drop, quayside.
"D'ya need some paper ? " asked a docker
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:03 pm
by C-C
As he opened his rusty old locker
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:38 pm
by Tobylerone
Just a bit of hairy twine..
Willie Duggan..?
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:56 pm
by Galfon
For cleaning, it's fine
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:47 am
by C-C
But the wire wool’s a bit of a shocker.
The gardener was sewing some seeds
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 9:41 am
by Tobylerone
In the hope they`d meet most of his needs..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 10:34 am
by francoisfou
He sowed wild oats..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 10:57 am
by Galfon
while tending his goats
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:12 pm
by francoisfou
With a pair of most nubile Swedes...
..whose names were Agnetha and Britt
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 1:56 pm
by Galfon
athletic and remarkably fit
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 2:04 pm
by francoisfou
Who never say no..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 3:34 pm
by Galfon
just like a true Pro