Trump

[Digby]

Trade wars for the win. Hard to see how either nation can back down right now

[Mellsblue]

Yep. We are well and truly in pissing contest territory. Sadly, the contest involves pissing into the tent. A tent we are all sat in.

[Digby]

Not just sat in but expected to lie down inside and go to sleep

[morepork]

"One of the wettest we've seen, from the standpoint of water".


what a rock star.

[Digby]

"One of the wettest we've seen, from the standpoint of water".


what a rock star.

Maybe you'd like to use your science background to set out the wetness curve of water rather than mock

[Mellsblue]

You don’t need to be a scientist to do that. Off the top of my head it goes something like this:
Moist
Damp
Urine soaked Russian hotel mattress
Wet
Wetter
Stable wet
Bigly wet
As wet as a freshly grabbed pussy

[Digby]

Labelling water moist or damp seems akin to fake news

[morepork]

You don’t need to be a scientist to do that. Off the top of my head it goes something like this:
Moist
Damp
Urine soaked Russian hotel mattress
Wet
Wetter
Stable wet
Bigly wet
As wet as a freshly grabbed pussy

Too much verbiage. Things are either "very", "very very", or "tremendously"

[Puja]

Labelling water moist or damp seems akin to fake news

Especially since water itself isn't actually wet - water makes other things wet, but isn't wet itself.

Puja

[Mikey Brown]

Alcohol isn't a drug. It's a drink.

[Digby]

So Trump says he has no AG and the AG says he's promoted Trump's agenda and advocated religious freedom

[Which Tyler]

You don’t need to be a scientist to do that. Off the top of my head it goes something like this:
Moist
Damp
Urine soaked Russian hotel mattress
Wet
Wetter
Stable wet
Bigly wet
As wet as a freshly grabbed pussy

If that's supposed to be Trumpist, I can't believe that any pussy has ever been wet in his presence.

Is he getting ready to fire Sessions BEFORE the November elections?

[morepork]

So Trump says he has no AG and the AG says he's promoted Trump's agenda and advocated religious freedom

I laughed out loud at that. Top of the legal branch of government and he genuinely thinks advocating religious freedom is an appropriate substitute for racism.

I can't keep up with these cunts.

[Mikey Brown]

Just a quick update on Kavanaugh potentially offering to withdraw.

[Digby]

So Trump says he has no AG and the AG says he's promoted Trump's agenda and advocated religious freedom

I laughed out loud at that. Top of the legal branch of government and he genuinely thinks advocating religious freedom is an appropriate substitute for racism.

I can't keep up with these cunts.

If you view freedom as being the chance to persecute those who don't think and look like you they're doing some sterling work.

[Digby]

I suspect I'm purposely taking comments out of context but Niki Haley has seemingly suggested we have Trump to thank for the ongoing opioid crisis, which even if he's no part of a solution is harsh

[Digby]

Trump meanwhile declaims a new trade deal with South Korea, which actually is the old deal with some minor cosmetic changes. Trump didn’t even try for any large changes as he doesn't have the votes in congress to support his demented ideas on trade

[morepork]

An absolute master class in hypocrisy going down. Berating Iran for "aggressive expansion, commandeering resources by force, and fighting wars by proxy".


By proxy was by far the most grown up word on the teleprompter, which Donel is just barely keeping up with, like a concussed preterm baby on sleeping pills.

[Digby]

Still, bless 'em for simply laughing in his face

[morepork]

Classic

[WaspInWales]

What a great orator.

The best words, bigly words. Delivery in the bestest possible way.

#myhero

[WaspInWales]

Also enjoyed how Trump has been pouring scorn on the latest woman to allege that Kavanaugh acted inappropriately.

'She was drunk'

This clearly lets Kav and his persistent penis off the hook. A drunk woman is either lying or asking for it.

If this was the response of someone associated with someone who has been accused in the #metoo movement, there would be uproar.

This is the POTUS disparaging an American citizen to protect his own interests. What an utterly disgusting wanker.

[WaspInWales]

Oh and as for the speech...

I bet the Christian faithful are lapping up Trump's latest message of 'fuck everyone else, the USA (or parts/or some people in it) are the only ones that matter'.

This is the fourth Reich and the latest master race happening right now.

Bibi and Israel could learn a thing or two here. Just be a bit more obvious about what you mean guys.

[WaspInWales]

Fwcking hell!

[morepork]

Note how much of a fanny he is when facing up to scrutiny in person as opposed to from behind the screen of his phone. Debate is so beyond his abilities it's painful. Do you think he realises how comically mysogynistic he comes across when he is dealing with women?