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Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 4:16 pm
by francoisfou
It was not Monkey pox
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 6:44 pm
by Galfon
just chafes from her frocks
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 2:12 pm
by francoisfou
That inflamed her troublesome piles.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 2:14 pm
by francoisfou
Her doctor prescribed some Deep Heat
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 5:41 pm
by Galfon
to apply before, then after - repeat
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 8:03 pm
by francoisfou
The pain was intense
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 10:09 pm
by Galfon
but relief immense
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 6:14 am
by francoisfou
But the smell knocked you right off your feet.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 6:17 am
by francoisfou
A young girl from Berwick-on-Tweed..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue May 31, 2022 8:07 pm
by Galfon
got caught in a drunken stampede
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:09 am
by francoisfou
The booze had been flowing..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:22 pm
by Galfon
some just kept going..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:16 am
by francoisfou
So she fled to the hills at full speed.
She was scared someone might pop her cherry..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 8:12 pm
by Galfon
she was taking home for her friend, Terry
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 5:38 pm
by francoisfou
But Tel's just a cad..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:59 pm
by Galfon
a right jack-the-lad..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:03 pm
by francoisfou
Who stays home to watch Tom and Jerry.
A drunkard from Burton-on-Trent
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:41 pm
by Galfon
would sleep at the pub in his tent
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2022 4:25 pm
by francoisfou
But he was swiftly ejected..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:15 pm
by Galfon
the ground disinfected..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:03 am
by francoisfou
And slowly made his way - down to Kent.
He'd got as far as Watford Gap..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:40 pm
by Galfon
where he let rip at the local Tap
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 5:39 pm
by francoisfou
Sling yer ‘ook, he was told..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 6:39 pm
by Galfon
in a tight stranglehold..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:14 am
by francoisfou
By a woman in an old flat cap.