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Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:15 am
by francoisfou
She’d come down from the North Yorkshire moors..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2022 9:10 am
by Galfon
renowned for her work on the doors..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 10:16 am
by francoisfou
She had a quite hairy chest..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:16 pm
by Galfon
and a tatty string vest

Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:56 am
by francoisfou
And frightens the cat when she snores.








A nonagerian nun from North Shields

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:38 am
by Galfon
was known to stand out in her fields..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:50 am
by francoisfou
"Why aye", bonnie lass!

Re: Limericks

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:54 pm
by Galfon
shouted out from the grass

Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 am
by Puja
Saw this, thought of you.
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Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:52 am
by Galfon
Puja wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 am Saw this, thought of you.
comforting and uncomfortable, at the same time... :|

Re: Limericks

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:25 am
by francoisfou
Galfon wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:54 pm shouted out from the grass
As she turned and took to her heels…

Re: Limericks

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:29 am
by francoisfou
..to escape from an amorous monk..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:11 pm
by Galfon
at large conveying plenteous spunk

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:33 pm
by francoisfou
With his habit in tatters..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:58 am
by Galfon
a-covered in splatters..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:04 pm
by francoisfou
Closely resembling a punk.

Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:05 pm
by francoisfou
A poet from Stow on the Wold

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:02 pm
by Galfon
was well known as 'Berwyn-the-Bold'..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:00 am
by francoisfou
Wrote verse quite perverse..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:59 am
by Galfon
and songs that were worse..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:02 pm
by francoisfou
But his limericks were pure gold.








A harlot of old Hampton Wick

Re: Limericks

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:00 pm
by Galfon
did well with her 'tenner-a-lick'....

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:00 am
by Tobylerone
Her stamps were expensive..

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 12:23 pm
by francoisfou
Which some found offensive

Re: Limericks

Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:24 pm
by Galfon
made worse by mess from the lipstick.

Her special offer was first class..