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Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:15 am
by francoisfou
She’d come down from the North Yorkshire moors..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2022 9:10 am
by Galfon
renowned for her work on the doors..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 10:16 am
by francoisfou
She had a quite hairy chest..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:16 pm
by Galfon
and a tatty string vest
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:56 am
by francoisfou
And frightens the cat when she snores.
A nonagerian nun from North Shields
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:38 am
by Galfon
was known to stand out in her fields..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 11:50 am
by francoisfou
"Why aye", bonnie lass!
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:54 pm
by Galfon
shouted out from the grass
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 am
by Puja
Saw this, thought of you.
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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:52 am
by Galfon
Puja wrote: ↑Mon Oct 10, 2022 12:17 am
Saw this, thought of you.
comforting and uncomfortable, at the same time...

Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:25 am
by francoisfou
Galfon wrote: ↑Fri Oct 07, 2022 3:54 pm
shouted out from the grass
As she turned and took to her heels…
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:29 am
by francoisfou
..to escape from an amorous monk..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 3:11 pm
by Galfon
at large conveying plenteous spunk
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2022 10:33 pm
by francoisfou
With his habit in tatters..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:58 am
by Galfon
a-covered in splatters..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:04 pm
by francoisfou
Closely resembling a punk.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:05 pm
by francoisfou
A poet from Stow on the Wold
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 11:02 pm
by Galfon
was well known as 'Berwyn-the-Bold'..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2022 11:00 am
by francoisfou
Wrote verse quite perverse..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2022 7:59 am
by Galfon
and songs that were worse..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2022 7:02 pm
by francoisfou
But his limericks were pure gold.
A harlot of old Hampton Wick
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2022 9:00 pm
by Galfon
did well with her 'tenner-a-lick'....
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 11:00 am
by Tobylerone
Her stamps were expensive..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 12:23 pm
by francoisfou
Which some found offensive
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2022 7:24 pm
by Galfon
made worse by mess from the lipstick.
Her special offer was first class..