morepork wrote:I might run for office on a platform of beastiality, witchcraft (with jesus), and AM Radio.
It's a good job you added 'Jesus' as that would be a deal maker for many voters.
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:27 pm
by morepork
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Mike brings his best cumface to the discussion.
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:39 pm
by cashead
el-oh-el
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:58 pm
by Which Tyler
morepork wrote:Trump really can't handle women as equals can he? What a silly old orange dinosaur he is.
Or with their consent
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 8:34 pm
by Digby
morepork wrote:Caption time:
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Mike brings his best cumface to the discussion.
Don't touch me, my wife isn't here to make it okay
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:32 pm
by WaspInWales
My jazz hands are the best...tremendous!
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:37 pm
by WaspInWales
MP (thinking): Mmmm mother...
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:52 pm
by cashead
morepork wrote:Caption time:
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And there was this much pee on me!
Re: Trump
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 11:50 pm
by WaspInWales
Why is my tie always this much too long?!?
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 12:29 am
by morepork
morepork wrote:Caption time:
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Mike brings his best cumface to the discussion.
Doennel says" I'm gonna fuck you till you love me".
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:37 pm
by WaspInWales
What a complete mong:
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:50 pm
by WaspInWales
DJT: So there I was dribbling the ball majestically, single-handedly running rings around Magic, Jordan, Ewing, Barkley and the rest of the '92 dream team. Look at this technique...just imagine if there was a ball there. Devastating isn't it?
MP: Ffs, it's the same stories every day! It won't be long till he's trying to impress Nancy with his story on how he struck out Babe Ruth 5 times in one day..before breakfast!
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 5:56 pm
by WaspInWales
Lolz:
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:46 pm
by morepork
He is an odd looking rooster isn't he?
Re: Trump
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 9:08 pm
by WaspInWales
Someone needs to photoshop some decks in front of Trump in that photo.
His DJ name could be, erm DJ Trump (about as imaginative as the man himself).
At the top of his playlist there would be something nationalistic by Pussy Riot such as Make America Great Again, or Straight Outta Vagina.
Can I get a whoop, whoop?!
Re: Trump
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:27 am
by Digby
DJ Fatboy not Slim
Re: Trump
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 3:31 pm
by morepork
The Kush is being talked about for Chief of Staff. The Saudis will be delighted.
Re: Trump
Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:39 pm
by Digby
We're getting close then to finding out if he'd throw Ivanka under the bus
Re: Trump
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 8:25 am
by Sandydragon
Digby wrote:We're getting close then to finding out if he'd throw Ivanka under the bus
Is there anyone he wouldn’t throw under a bus?
Re: Trump
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 2:53 pm
by belgarion
Sandydragon wrote:
Digby wrote:We're getting close then to finding out if he'd throw Ivanka under the bus
Is there anyone he wouldn’t throw under a bus?
Unfortunately only himself
Re: Trump
Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:06 pm
by WaspInWales
Sandydragon wrote:
Digby wrote:We're getting close then to finding out if he'd throw Ivanka under the bus
Haven't seen anything about this from mainstream US media yet, but according to an ex-apprentice staffer Donald has or at least had a speed habit. Could explain the early morning tweets. Also more accusations of despicable treatment of women, this time with contestants from Miss Teen Universe.
Re: Trump
Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:00 pm
by Sandydragon
WaspInWales wrote:
Sandydragon wrote:
Digby wrote:We're getting close then to finding out if he'd throw Ivanka under the bus
Haven't seen anything about this from mainstream US media yet, but according to an ex-apprentice staffer Donald has or at least had a speed habit. Could explain the early morning tweets. Also more accusations of despicable treatment of women, this time with contestants from Miss Teen Universe.
Seen it mentioned for a little while now in replies to his Tweets.
At the moment, it's likely to be a victory for Trump's war on fake news. Unless someone actually has real evidence of it happening, it's just their words against his. Also, as the fella who is making the claims has signed a non-disclosure agreement, that is likely to result in problems for him.
Perhaps if other people come forward with similar claims, it may help. It would be great if there was something caught on tape, whether video or audio, that might prove to be daming. The sniffing videos can probably easily be explained away, but video evidence of him snorting or taking pills on set, now that would be a game changer.
Re: Trump
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:18 pm
by morepork
Trump Foundation goes bye-bye, but SPACE FORCE gets another press conference and Presidential magic marker statement of intent.