How to solve Britain's biggest problems

[Digby]

We are now into reducing the number of cancer treatments and so on, so it'd seem fair the brunt of these reductions be borne by Brexit voters, and unless Farage lies more than even I think (or was drunker than even normal) I'm supposing he did vote to leave

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Furthermore, entry to any government facility, including hospitals, doctors surgeries and those places where the idle go to sign on for their welfare handouts, should be via a weigh-bridge-type device that measures BMI. Anything over 25 and it does not allow entry. Even those with a BMI of 25 are to be given a short but excruciatingly painful electric shock to warn them that they are overweight.

Smokers, vapers, and women with tattoos should also be filtered out.

We need some form of ugly-o-meter to issue to the police so that they can clean up the public places and make them more attractive to pretty foreign visitors who spend so much in the National Portrait Gallery gift shop.

[OptimisticJock]

The Sarge gets my vote.

Although some tattoos on burds are quite hot.

[Zhivago]

We are now into reducing the number of cancer treatments and so on, so it'd seem fair the brunt of these reductions be borne by Brexit voters, and unless Farage lies more than even I think (or was drunker than even normal) I'm supposing he did vote to leave

Well the poor voted for Brexit, so i guess what you wish is happening to a certain extent

[Digby]

We are now into reducing the number of cancer treatments and so on, so it'd seem fair the brunt of these reductions be borne by Brexit voters, and unless Farage lies more than even I think (or was drunker than even normal) I'm supposing he did vote to leave

Well the poor voted for Brexit, so i guess what you wish is happening to a certain extent

I had a lot more sympathy before Brexit.