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Thanks for sharing.
Pitch was actually very good! only a small part was dry. A lot less grazing than usual.

old-n-slo-2nd-row wrote:

rowan wrote:

Lizard wrote:Nice to know that no matter where you play, there's always pylons by the pitch.

Those might even be the goal posts, since the field looks like a farm up in the Balkans somewhere . . .

Ha! Where do you think they get their "energy" from and Rowan, how dare you! The pitch was (almost) perfect, without a furrow or cowpat in sight!

It was intended as a compliment.

This is a desperate cry for help for someone to talk some sense in to me. I've just thoughtlessly agreed to turn out in a Presidents' Grade (Over 35s) match this weekend. I haven't played since a one-off cameo for my old club in London in 2015. I haven't trained since 2009. I will be 40 before this season is out and at least 10% of my 84kg or so is wasted (or just waist!).

The boots have been hung on a nail in my shed for a couple of years, so I hope they are still servicable.

So I just got confirmation of my registration from the "Director of Rugby" at the club who I believe captained Manawatu against the 2005 Lions before signing for the Cornish Pirates.

Lizard wrote:This is a desperate cry for help for someone to talk some sense in to me. I've just thoughtlessly agreed to turn out in a Presidents' Grade (Over 35s) match this weekend. I haven't played since a one-off cameo for my old club in London in 2015. I haven't trained since 2009. I will be 40 before this season is out and at least 10% of my 84kg or so is wasted (or just waist!).

The boots have been hung on a nail in my shed for a couple of years, so I hope they are still servicable.

You'll have fun! I'm ten years younger and just walk around the pitch hoping someone will bump into me.

Play, film it, edit it, stick it in the Random Funny Images thread.

Next year is the ten year anniversary of me gloriously leading my club to the league title, with only one loss. I'm planning on reforming the team and playing a match at the club's end of season festival and age wise I, and the majority of the reformed team, will not be far behind you. That will be comedy gold.

Well that wasn't too bad, actually. There were plenty of guys older than me in the side. I did have to play the first half at centre, where I hadn't played for at least 25 years. Mind you, our 1st 5/8 was one Junior Tonu'u which helped.

We won, I only missed one embarrassing tackle, and suffered no major injury. I think I'll keep playing.

I'm taking a year off bar possibly one or two run outs. I'm loving it - no 3+ hour away trips every other week and i'm not being concussed. I guess i'm largely done with Swedish rugby.

Mr Mwenda wrote:I'm taking a year off bar possibly one or two run outs. I'm loving it - no 3+ hour away trips every other week and i'm not being concussed. I guess i'm largely done with Swedish rugby.

Same here. Had 3 broken bones last season and I'm getting on now, so being sore until Wednesday/Thursday after playing on Saturday has got a bit too much.

I might play vets games, but that's it. Not in Sweden (obviously).

On holiday in Finland a popped down to join in with training at one of my old teams. Man it feels rubbish not to commit for Saturday, particularly after it felt so good to run about and tackle things.

Played my first game for a few months yesterday and absolutely hate myself today.

So the Over-35s season opener is tomorrow. I've taken up commuting by bike a few times a week so my fitness should be o.k. My main concern is that my boy is now old enough (5) to understand the game a bit and he will probably be there. The illusion I have given him of my adequacy at rugby is at serious risk of being exposed.

If I make it to the end of the season, I think I might be able to technically claim greater longevity than Brad Thorn.

EDIT: It's just occurred to me that I have no idea where my boots are. Has anyone seen them? They're Canterbury, the proper colour (black), with proper screw-in sprigs.

OMG, I think I found you on Facebook!

Lizard wrote:So the Over-35s season opener is tomorrow. I've taken up commuting by bike a few times a week so my fitness should be o.k. My main concern is that my boy is now old enough (5) to understand the game a bit and he will probably be there. The illusion I have given him of my adequacy at rugby is at serious risk of being exposed.

If I make it to the end of the season, I think I might be able to technically claim greater longevity than Brad Thorn.

EDIT: It's just occurred to me that I have no idea where my boots are. Has anyone seen them? They're Canterbury, the proper colour (black), with proper screw-in sprigs.

I think I have them. Pop round with a beer.

Found them. Hanging on a nail next to some clamps in the shed (of course).

Now - mouth guard?

We beat our nearest and most hated rivals 93-7 last week. And we let the ref call the game 7 minutes early as they wanted no more of it. If only the whole season was like that

Peat wrote:We beat our nearest and most hated rivals 93-7 last week. And we let the ref call the game 7 minutes early as they wanted no more of it. If only the whole season was like that

Did they stay for a beer in 'De Bunker' or did they cross the road and go home..?.

So start one. My sister in law (all 5’2’ of her) basically set up rugby in a school she taught at in an Aussie Rules region in Victoria.

As is now traditional in this thread, I’m just letting you know that my first game of the season is tomorrow. To complete the required details:

I am now 41 and a half.

I commute solely by bike so aerobic fitness should be ok.

I am 90% certain my boots are hung up in my music studio/sports memorabilia room.

I don’t know where my mouth guard is but I think I’ve got an unused one at the back of the undies drawer.

Anyone older than me still playing?

There's older than you playing at my club still Liz, although none of the feckers turned up to the first day of pre-season yesterday. I was comfortably the least fit one there. My club runs 4 sides, ranging from the firsts who are only a couple of divisions off the national leagues and who have attracted a former Maori All Black as an assistant coach this season (okay, so it's Jackson Willison, but that's still pretty impressive) down to the 4ths where I'm likely to be lingering after having fallen completely off the cliff of my fitness kick from December, stopped running and going to the gym, and put on 3 stone of not-muscle through injudicious lard consumption.

I may have been lapped a couple of times. Still, better to be old, fat, and slow, but at least turning up. Possibly time to get on the salads again though, if only so I don't feel so discriminated against when there's body-weight exercises.

Puja

I’m toying with the idea of playing again this season.

I’m 38 but in pretty good nick. I had the last two seasons off. The first with a reasonably serious injury and last season mainly through laziness. I’m definitely stronger than when I last played and reasonably fit, but not ‘rugby fit’.

The problem is, I’m now too slow to play at 7, so I would probably have to play hooker which I don’t massively enjoy. Sometimes it’s good, but the standard is fairly low which means there are lots of scrums, particularly on wet days.

As I said, I’m not quick, but as forwards go, I’d definitely be considered more mobile and I’ve always thought I could do a good job at 12 as a fairly one-dimensional, crash-ball centre, but I doubt I’d get a chance to try it out in anything other than an injury emergency.

Scrumhead wrote:I’m toying with the idea of playing again this season.

I’m 38 but in pretty good nick. I had the last two seasons off. The first with a reasonably serious injury and last season mainly through laziness. I’m definitely stronger than when I last played and reasonably fit, but not ‘rugby fit’.

The problem is, I’m now too slow to play at 7, so I would probably have to play hooker which I don’t massively enjoy. Sometimes it’s good, but the standard is fairly low which means there are lots of scrums, particularly on wet days.

As I said, I’m not quick, but as forwards go, I’d definitely be considered more mobile and I’ve always thought I could do a good job at 12 as a fairly one-dimensional, crash-ball centre, but I doubt I’d get a chance to try it out in anything other than an injury emergency.

How many sides does your team have? Can you do what I do and drop down a level to maintain your back row status?

Whatever you do, don't let on that you can play hooker if you don't want to. I keep doing that and then I keep getting picked there cause they're short of front row.

Puja

Way too late for that ... I’ve alternated between the two for years so that cat is well and truly out of the bag ... it doesn’t help that my throwing is decent. Not great, but perfectly serviceable.

We only have two sides, so I’d probably be 3rd or 4th choice at hooker. 10th choice flanker or something like that. Hard to be sure after 2 seasons out, but I think hooker is most likely.

As you’ll probably know, getting involved in the game can be pretty tough playing hooker at a lower level. Realistically, you’re unlikely to get any sniff of the ball until 3rd phase at the earliest, so you’re relying on your team completing enough phases to be involved in anything in attack other than clearing rucks.

Most of the time, the only times I get the ball as a hooker are on pick and goes, which aren’t really my forte (I fancy myself as more of a Brits/Coles style of hooker - albeit a very poor man’s version).

I’m 39 and stopped playing when I had a run of concussions age 29. I then moved away from where I played all my club rugby so didn’t get back into it. I also moved to a very wet part of the country which, for 50% of the season, isn’t really conducive to the expansive game I enjoy playing and was another reason not to start up again. My kids started playing, and off the back of that I’m now coaching in the minis and am playing touch this summer. Coach has asked me to play next season and I was up for it until I mentioned it to the long suffering Mrs Mellsblue. She listed all the injuries I suffered over the years and asked how I could fit it in between a full time job, two young kids, who have a packed sporting itinerary, and studying for a masters. She also pointed out that I’ve only just stopped a voluntary role, that took up about 3 hours a week, due to a lack of time and that I was proposing to almost immediately replace it with another 3 hour week activity. I did point out that chairing a committee of idiots was far more onerous than playing the sport I love but this was just met with a raised eyebrow, the first signal that a discussion is not moving in my favour. All that said, I took her advice....sort of...I think I’ll start in the 20/21 season once the masters is finished, and then only when the weather is set fair. As for position, I’m a 10 so the amount of running I do is very much down to myself as well as my middle aged conditioning.

3 games, 2 X-rays so far this season. Body might be trying to tell me something.