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Guinness counts an essential oil doesn't it?

Not only is it an essential oil, it is 7 of your 5-a-day, 108% of dentists use it, 213% of vets recommend it, it is definitely Maybeline and ye are definitely worth it.

That's a relief, I'm currently combatting about two dozen signs of ageing, all of them in me left knee

Can ye type larger? I'm just after going to Specsavers to get one of them invisible hearing aids. I put it down to pick up a tube of Preparation H and now I'm fecked if I can find the thing?

I'll write it out longhand when Michael Parkinson lets me borrow his pen

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:Not only is it an essential oil, it is 7 of your 5-a-day, 108% of dentists use it, 213% of vets recommend it, it is definitely Maybeline and ye are definitely worth it.

Believe it or not, I actually did know an Irish vet who prescribed a bottle a day as a tonic for ailing livestock.

Looks like someone gave a whole bunch of it to the Ulster pack then as, Glasgae injury crisis or no, that was a fair bit better than we've seen for a while.

I happen to know that the entire Ulster squad are a bunch of Harp-drinking nancies. I can only put last night's cracking result down to the fact that the Weege drink Bacardi Breezers.

Can you give me a round up of what every team in the Pro 12 drinks?

The men of Cardiff love a babycham to wind down after a hard day window dressing

The lads from Zebre like a couple of litres of Amarone followed by a quick lungomare around the piazza.

Glasgow Warriors intersperse their training with bin diving for the dregs of a bottle of buckfast and draino

The wans fae Embra dinnae drink, they just nick car radios and shoot up anything they can get their hands on.

Ospreys enjoy a low fat soya frappacino decaf latte with a selection of gluten free bran muffins before training

The Men of the Wesht would tuck into a bowl of pratties and a quart of poitín, if only the English hadn't struck the fields down with the blight, poisoned the seaweed beds and transported all the whiskey cows.

BBD wrote:Ospreys enjoy a low fat soya frappacino decaf latte with a selection of gluten free bran muffins before training

The D4 ladies would turn their noses up at anything containing bran - sure t'would play havoc with their colonic irrigation schedule. Kale and elderflower smoothies, washed down with a few thimbles of Bewleys gentlest green tea and fiddle-head infusion.

You gents truly are an education.

I'll give ye an education. Get yer fecking arse out!!!

Plastic Ulsterfan says No.

Dyslexic Lustrenaf says 'On'!

Injury update. I'm delighted we do these but it makes for grim reading!

http://www.ulsterrugby.com/news/15293.php#.V_bMOxbTXqB

Tonight.....

Connacht: 15 Tiernan O’Halloran, 14 Niyi Adeolokun, 13 Bundee Aki, 12 Craig Ronaldson, 11 Cian Kelleher, 10 Jack Carty, 9 Caolin Blade, 8 John Muldoon (c), 7 Jake Heenan, 6 Eoin McKeon, 5 Andrew Browne, 4 Ultan Dillane, 3 Conor Carey, 2 Dave Heffernan, 1 Finlay Bealham
Replacements: 16 Shane Delahunt, 17 Ronan Loughney, 18 JP Cooney, 19 Lewis Stevenson, 20 James Connolly, 21 Stephen Kerins, 22 Shane O’Leary, 23 Stacey Ili

Ulster: 15 Jared Payne (c), 14 Tommy Bowe, 13 Louis Ludik, 12 Darren Cave, 11 Craig Gilroy, 10 Paddy Jackson, 9 Paul Marshall, 8 Roger Wilson, 7 Clive Ross, 6 Iain Henderson, 5 Pete Browne, 4 Robbie Diack, 3 Rodney Ah You, 2 Rory Best, 1 Callum Black
Replacements: 16 Rob Herring, 17 Andrew Warwick, 18 Ross Kane, 19 Kieran Treadwell, 20 Sean Reidy, 21 Dave Shanahan, 22 Brett Herron, 23 Rob Lyttle

tommy's back! piutau and pienaar missing.

Has Caolin blade taken over from Andrew Le Touche Cosgrave as the coolest name in sport?

paddy no 11 wrote:Has Caolin blade taken over from Andrew Le Touche Cosgrave as the coolest name in sport?

ALTC lives near me, so i'm sticking with him.

Looking forward to this one. Hard to predict with a large injury roster on both sides.
Adolokun a possible bolter for Ireland this season? He's the fastest man in Irish rugby with a nose for the line, and has improved his skills/defence/bulk.