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Re: Limericks
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2021 3:39 pm
by Buggaluggs
and such was his luck
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:21 pm
by francoisfou
He said « fuck it, no more anecdotes ».
Re: Limericks
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:27 pm
by francoisfou
There once was a lady from Leeds..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:26 pm
by Buggaluggs
who caught a frog in the reeds
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 3:54 pm
by Puja
She hoped it was a prince
Re: Limericks
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2021 4:27 pm
by Buggaluggs
upon kissing, it winced
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 4:35 pm
by francoisfou
And hopped away at full speed.
A man from Virginia Water..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:25 pm
by Galfon
brewed a rather unusual porter
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:23 pm
by Buggaluggs
with fresh urine, instead of water
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 8:52 pm
by francoisfou
His piss turned dark brown..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 9:08 pm
by Galfon
and smelled out the town
Re: Limericks
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2021 10:25 pm
by Buggaluggs
I still drank much more than I oughta
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:34 am
by Buggaluggs
francoisfou wrote:And hopped away at full speed.
A man from Virginia Water..
Wait....I didn't see that. I rather messed that one up. Sorry.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 2:35 am
by Buggaluggs
An old man named Buggs ruined a rhyme
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 7:21 am
by Galfon
after sucking too long on a lime
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:12 am
by francoisfou
Which he’d put in his gin..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:19 am
by Galfon
with a wink and a grin
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:12 am
by francoisfou
When his missus came home - just in time.
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:14 am
by francoisfou
She said, « Buggs, you’ve been drinking too much »
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 10:26 am
by Puja
"With limericks, you're losing your touch"
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:37 am
by Galfon
" get back on that horse ! .."
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:07 pm
by Buggaluggs
and show no remorse
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 12:39 pm
by Galfon
"Just try and let go of that crutch."
A three-bollocked man from Devizes..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:40 pm
by francoisfou
Was a regular winner of prizes..
Re: Limericks
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2021 1:56 pm
by Galfon
he'd put them on show