Do You Want Kala Jeera and Saffron Vinaigrette on That Prawn Sandwich?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Tip tackle and a stupid haircut. Ye can get away with an aul tip tackle every now and a while, but that haircut at the RDS?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Then again, I'm watching it on the TG4 feed and I'm so far behind they might be half way through the 2nd half and Triggs has a mullet by now.

[Buggaluggs]

oh dear. The tip tackle too.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Just had a quick read through the comments on Ultimate Rugby - Jaysus but they're awful excitable on that thing.

To be fair, the ref hadn't much of a choice, Steff lifted him above the horizontal and Ringrose's head hit the ground first - the fact that Samson came in and added all the drive makes it a bit tough on Evans who was having a blinder.

I don't think Leinster are sparking so I wouldn't say that it's game over.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Cracking game by Scarlets. You can only beat what's in front of you so Leinster being fecking dire shouldn't detract from what was a superb display in attack and defence.

[Eugene Wrayburn]

Ladyboys (I'm going back to calling them that now after that performance) fecked that royally. Typical Lancaster performance. Lots of people going through processes but not taking the game by the scruff of the neck despite it going rapidly south.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

That young Byrne bloke had a cracking game. I think it's a fecking outrage that he didn't make the tour while that lumpen try-poacher from Wallace goes along. I presume Stockdale is only along to carry the bags?

[hellovating]

Leinster Rugby
15. Joey Carbery; 14. Adam Byrne, 13. Robbie Henshaw, 12. Isa Nacewa, 11. Barry Daly; 10. Ross Byrne, 9. Luke McGrath; 1. Jack McGrath, 2. James Tracy, 3. Tadhg Furlong, 4. Devin Toner, 5. Scott Fardy, 6. Rhys Ruddock, 7. Josh van der Flier, 8. Jack Conan
16. Sean Cronin, 17. Cian Healy, 18. Michael Bent, 19. Ross Molony, 20. Jordi Murphy, 21. Jamison Gibson-Park, 22. Noel Reid, 23. Fergus McFadden

Montpellier
15. Jesse Mogg; 14. Benjamin Fall, 13. Joseph Tomane, 12. Frans Steyn, 11. Nemani Nadolo; 10. Thomas Darmon, 9. Ruan Pienaar; 1. Mikheil Nariashvili, 2. Bismarck Du Plessis, 3. Antoine Guillamon, 4. Jacques Du Plessis, 5. Nicholaas Van Rensburg, 6. Kelian Galletier, 7. Yacouba Camara, 8. Louis Picamoles
16. Romain Ruffenach, 17. Yvan Watremez, 18. Davit Kubriashvili, 19. Julien Delannoy, 20. Wiaan Liebenberg, 21. Benoit Paillaugue, 22. Timoci Nagusa, 23. Joffrey Michel

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Dear God! Cammie Lopez has managed to recover from a compound fracture since the last post on this thread!!!

Bonne chance Les Jaunards cet après midi.

Agus ádh mór cailíní-buachaillí.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Useless wankers!

[mcshinnertheligind]

Impressive

[BBD]

Can we agree on "impressive wankers"?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I suppose we ought to post something by way of appropriate comment to mark the relentless ascension of the Ladyboys to their place of rightful Yurpeen dominance?

Or should we just post links to our favourite stuff from Dublin?

https://g.co/kgs/995B7T

[SerjeantWildgoose]

[BBD]

Fair enough

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Gowan lads; get on the lash. Give yerselves a hangover to last a month - or at least a week would do.

[BBD]

Dull old game

Good to win for the Ladybais but aside from a couple of backs moves both semi finals were better matches

[SerjeantWildgoose]

C'mon Dom! It was beyond a doubt the most turgid and uninteresting crap-fest ever served up as a European final. I think there were so few backline moves you'd think Munster had been playing, erm ... Munster.

[BBD]

It was like a wet weekend and some drying paint had a meeting and decided to do absolutely nothing



If Munster played Munster who would get a yellow card first Robin Copeland or Robin Copeland

[Spiffy]

Does one detect the merest soupcon of Schadenfreude from the board's pair of preeminent Bogmen?
If the Tornips had won the Champions Cup Final, playing like that, ye'd still be totally pissed out of yer tinys several days later, and raving about the magnificent performance in the bake of unsurmountable odds.
Still - I will be rooting for yiz against the Laydees this weekend.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

That is a base calumny, ye fecking Moose shogger!

If Munster had won it 3-0 having scrummed and mauled within an aul pound coin of the half way line for 88 minutes in order to get Kilkoyne in position for a drop goal after a 274 phase move, maybe we would have appreciated it - maybe.

[Spiffy]

That is a base calumny, ye fecking Moose shogger!

If Munster had won it 3-0 having scrummed and mauled within an aul pound coin of the half way line for 88 minutes in order to get Kilkoyne in position for a drop goal after a 274 phase move, maybe we would have appreciated it - maybe.

I may have inadvertently shagged a moose or two in my time (not that I am admitting to anything mind, and anyway it was pitch dark), but I have certainly never "shogged" one.

[BBD]

"shogging" is like "shagging", only with slightly more enthusiasm and the faint aroma of damp fur

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Shogging is the same as shagging only with an element of shock action introduced by creeping up on the animal unawares - presumably while it is bending over to get its smalls out of the tumble drier or some such chore.

[BBD]

or "doing your delicates" as its known