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Feck sake V-G! You're so 1930s. Who on earth carries a hankie these days?

You sick bastards.

I don't know about Coco and Vengeful Glutton, but I am merely trying to point out, by the use of repetitive and ironic humour, that any bloke on the planet who claims that he has not, at some time in his life, uttered the phrase "Phwoarrr, she'd geddit!!!" should cast his stone and be done with it.

I can't help feeling that such self-righteous genes (Had they ever truly existed) would have disappeared from the pool several millennia ago. Let's face it, we're all salivating on our righteous indignation, but I'd wager a nut that every bloke on here has, at some point in his past, bragged about copping a feel when the closest he actually got was a slap so hard it burst every zit on one side of his bake.



Of course this probably happened when we were in our teens and running for the office of Milk Monitor - not in our 50s and thinking of running for President. I'd feel quite the wanker doing that sort of crap now - and I'm not even up to running for a bus.

morepork wrote:You sick bastards.

Fairly mild compared to the 60s:

That needs the caption:

"From my cold dead hands"

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Feck sake V-G! You're so 1930s. Who on earth carries a hankie these days?

I like the old fashioned way of knocking lovely ladies out. Nothing quite beats the sophisticated elegance of a hanky (a gleaming white one, no dirty rags or cheap kerchiefs for me) folded nice and square like, smothered in chloroform, and placed firmly over a struggling lady's pretty mouth.

60s/70s gags are preferable to the more modern duct tape ones. Whilst the latter are cheaper, there's something very antiseptic about them that I just don't like.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I don't know about Coco and Vengeful Glutton, but I am merely trying to point out, by the use of repetitive and ironic humour, that any bloke on the planet who claims that he has not, at some time in his life, uttered the phrase "Phwoarrr, she'd geddit!!!" should cast his stone and be done with it.

I can't help feeling that such self-righteous genes (Had they ever truly existed) would have disappeared from the pool several millennia ago. Let's face it, we're all salivating on our righteous indignation, but I'd wager a nut that every bloke on here has, at some point in his past, bragged about copping a feel when the closest he actually got was a slap so hard it burst every zit on one side of his bake.


Of course this probably happened when we were in our teens and running for the office of Milk Monitor - not in our 50s and thinking of running for President. I'd feel quite the wanker doing that sort of crap now - and I'm not even up to running for a bus.

The Ref' panel clears you of any wrongdoing and sets you free with an unstained character.

Lizard wrote:Or maybe a https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/2399151 ... -butt-plug#


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This post is funny, but the thought of you typing in "Trump Butt Plug" into any search, let alone etsy made my day.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I don't know about Coco and Vengeful Glutton, but I am merely trying to point out, by the use of repetitive and ironic humour, that any bloke on the planet who claims that he has not, at some time in his life, uttered the phrase "Phwoarrr, she'd geddit!!!" should cast his stone and be done with it.

I can't help feeling that such self-righteous genes (Had they ever truly existed) would have disappeared from the pool several millennia ago. Let's face it, we're all salivating on our righteous indignation, but I'd wager a nut that every bloke on here has, at some point in his past, bragged about copping a feel when the closest he actually got was a slap so hard it burst every zit on one side of his bake.



Of course this probably happened when we were in our teens and running for the office of Milk Monitor - not in our 50s and thinking of running for President. I'd feel quite the wanker doing that sort of crap now - and I'm not even up to running for a bus.

Agree. It is most definitely vulgar, and immature, and he is way too old to be talking like that, but we all know he is a non-filtered bafoon a lot of the time. People acting shocked and offended by it seems a bit OTT and in some cases hypocritical.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Feck sake V-G! You're so 1930s. Who on earth carries a hankie these days?

Exactly... It is nearly 2017... Get with the roofie program, VG.

Roofie program?

Coco wrote:

Lizard wrote:Or maybe a https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/2399151 ... -butt-plug#


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This post is funny, but the thought of you typing in "Trump Butt Plug" into any search, let alone etsy made my day.

Googled it on my work phone, 'cos that's how I roll. Etsy was the first hit.

Coco's a Trump supporting republican. I can't say I'm surprised.

Hooky wrote:Coco's a Trump supporting republican. I can't say I'm surprised.

Hooky wrote:Coco's a Trump supporting republican. I can't say I'm surprised.

Bite me Hooky. Yes I am registered (R), but am not a party voter.. I've gone both ways.

This election, just like the last few, I am not thrilled with our choices. Sort of makes me want to write in "Frank Zappa" instead - even though he isn't with us anymore. Still undecided, if you must know.

Vengeful Glutton wrote:

Hooky wrote:Coco's a Trump supporting republican. I can't say I'm surprised.

Hooky's on the rag.

Ahhh.. I see. Chocolate, tissues, and a tear-jerker romantic movie day should work it out.

Coco wrote:Ahhh.. I see. Chocolate, tissues, and a tear-jerker romantic movie day should work it out.

More tissues and a different sort of movie

Coco wrote:

Vengeful Glutton wrote:

Hooky wrote:Coco's a Trump supporting republican. I can't say I'm surprised.

I wasn't laughing with him Corkie.

Buggaluggs wrote:

Coco wrote:Ahhh.. I see. Chocolate, tissues, and a tear-jerker romantic movie day should work it out.

More tissues and a different sort of movie

Probably a better idea, Buggs.

Vengeful Glutton wrote:

Coco wrote:

Vengeful Glutton wrote:

I wasn't laughing with him Corkie.

Save that eyeroll for a later post then. No doubt you will post something deserving.

Sorry if I offended you.

Vengeful Glutton wrote:Sorry if I offended you.

Offend me? Would take a helluva lot more than that, VG. I was teasing you. Try and keep up .

Coco wrote:

Vengeful Glutton wrote:Sorry if I offended you.

Offend me? Would take a helluva lot more than that, VG. I was teasing you. Try and keep up .

Aww. How about a hug?