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Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:07 pm
by bruce
Stones of granite wrote:
kk67 wrote:
Mellsblue wrote: But those constituencies will be up for grabs during the general election.....
'Up for grabs'......are 'Stampsies' also a valid election tactic ?.
Watch out for more public school attitudes towards a democratic process.
What?
I don't know what context kk was using it but wasn't stampsies employed on a dropped conker?

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:23 pm
by Stones of granite
bruce wrote:
Stones of granite wrote:
kk67 wrote:
'Up for grabs'......are 'Stampsies' also a valid election tactic ?.
Watch out for more public school attitudes towards a democratic process.
What?
I don't know what context kk was using it but wasn't stampsies employed on a dropped conker?
I have no fucking clue. He seems to occasionally just wander off the park.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:36 pm
by kk67
bruce wrote:
Stones of granite wrote:
kk67 wrote:
'Up for grabs'......are 'Stampsies' also a valid election tactic ?.
Watch out for more public school attitudes towards a democratic process.
What?
I don't know what context kk was using it but wasn't stampsies employed on a dropped conker?
Indeed. Stampsies is always a quality cynical accusuation.
Proper twat muppetry.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:38 pm
by Stones of granite
kk67 wrote:
bruce wrote:
Stones of granite wrote: What?
I don't know what context kk was using it but wasn't stampsies employed on a dropped conker?
Indeed. Stampsies is always a quality cynical accusuation.
Now that we've cleared that up, perhaps you can explain the relevance for someone who never went near a Public School.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:40 pm
by OptimisticJock
Must be a 70s thing.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:41 pm
by kk67
Stones of granite wrote:
kk67 wrote:
bruce wrote: I don't know what context kk was using it but wasn't stampsies employed on a dropped conker?
Indeed. Stampsies is always a quality cynical accusuation.
Now that we've cleared that up, perhaps you can explain the relevance for someone who never went near a Public School.
Stamping on a conker to win an event is the behaviour of a moron. More to the point it's the behaviour of a moron who went to a stupid school.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:50 pm
by Stones of granite
OptimisticJock wrote:Must be a 70s thing.
You weren't there, man

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 10:54 pm
by kk67
Tempted by the Charlie don't surf.....but more recently tempted by the Gray Bros.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:41 am
by Digby
Chairman May says "I'm going to be campaigning out and around every community in the country." which suggests she doesn't know how many communities there are, or she's just making stuff up. It's not maybe Trump esque as it's more a figure of speech than a failure to acknowledge reality coupled with a lie, but it mat highlight why she's not keen on a debate

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:16 am
by Stones of granite
Digby wrote:Chairman May says "I'm going to be campaigning out and around every community in the country." which suggests she doesn't know how many communities there are, or she's just making stuff up. It's not maybe Trump esque as it's more a figure of speech than a failure to acknowledge reality coupled with a lie, but it mat highlight why she's not keen on a debate
Let's give it a generous definition and say 650 constituencies, although there must be upwards of 100 communities in my own constituency, so that's more than 13 constituencies per day from now until polling day.

She must think she's fucking Santa.

Edit: Looked at the constituency boundary again. It's yuuuuge.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:40 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
But shewerly we're all one, happy and united community? That means she cracks it from her own doorstep tomorrow after a lazy breakfast and then sits in front of the telly for the next 7 weeks watching Corbyn bury himself.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:41 am
by Digby
Stones of granite wrote:
Digby wrote:Chairman May says "I'm going to be campaigning out and around every community in the country." which suggests she doesn't know how many communities there are, or she's just making stuff up. It's not maybe Trump esque as it's more a figure of speech than a failure to acknowledge reality coupled with a lie, but it mat highlight why she's not keen on a debate
Let's give it a generous definition and say 650 constituencies, although there must be upwards of 100 communities in my own constituency, so that's more than 13 constituencies per day from now until polling day.

She must think she's fucking Santa.

Edit: Looked at the constituency boundary again. It's yuuuuge.
If only they'd made the changes to the number of constituency seats she could have made this a much more likely utterly impractical target.

Unless when she says she'll campaign around constituencies she means just that, and she'll be going around a lot of places to get to where she wants to go.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:47 am
by OptimisticJock
I don't think I've ever voted LD. Do I get anything if I complete voting for the big 4?

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:08 pm
by Stones of granite
OptimisticJock wrote:I don't think I've ever voted LD. Do I get anything if I complete voting for the big 4?
A night of passion with Dianne Abbott

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:15 pm
by Mellsblue
Stones of granite wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:I don't think I've ever voted LD. Do I get anything if I complete voting for the big 4?
A night of passion with Dianne Abbott
With Corbyn tied up in the corner watching.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:19 pm
by Stones of granite
Mellsblue wrote:
Stones of granite wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:I don't think I've ever voted LD. Do I get anything if I complete voting for the big 4?
A night of passion with Dianne Abbott
With Corbyn tied up in the corner watching.
Or, he could join in if Baz prefers.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:30 pm
by OptimisticJock
Holy shit. I'd vote SNP to escape that.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:50 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
How about if you get to spit-roast Nicky Sturgeon with Jeremy?

Now he'd have to watch, obviously, and there would be a risk of eye-to-eye contact, but perhaps worth the discomfort to be party to the humiliation?

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 12:55 pm
by OptimisticJock
*shudders*

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 1:59 pm
by Stones of granite
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:How about if you get to spit-roast Nicky Sturgeon with Jeremy?

Now he'd have to watch, obviously, and there would be a risk of eye-to-eye contact, but perhaps worth the discomfort to be party to the humiliation?
There is a group-sex option featuring all the main Scottish Political leaders - Wee Nicky, Kez, Big Ruff, wee Paddie, Runny Wully, Big Dave Coburn, and just for the spectacle, Speccy Mundell.
It's a bit fecked, though. Nicky and Runny Wully are the only straight ones, who would head off for a quiet corner, while the rest engage in a knife fight.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:03 pm
by OptimisticJock
Stones of granite wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:How about if you get to spit-roast Nicky Sturgeon with Jeremy?

Now he'd have to watch, obviously, and there would be a risk of eye-to-eye contact, but perhaps worth the discomfort to be party to the humiliation?
There is a group-sex option featuring all the main Scottish Political leaders - Wee Nicky, Kez, Big Ruff, wee Paddie, Runny Wully, Big Dave Coburn, and just for the spectacle, Speccy Mundell.
It's a bit fecked, though. Nicky and Runny Wully are the only straight ones, who would head off for a quiet corner, while the rest engage in a knife fight.
I'm up for that being the way we elect our FM.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:09 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
So effectively reducing the electoral franchise down to a drink and drug fuelled orgy-cum-punch-up - or your average Friday night in the RHF Corporals' Mess?

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:18 pm
by OptimisticJock
As long as there's no naked bar.

I'm tempted to change the name of the Lions thread to the RHF thread but nae cunt would get it, other than hp maybe.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:18 pm
by kk67
I'd be up for a night of passion with Diane.
I can imagine some might say I've set my bar a bit low but I reckon she'd be cracking good fun in the sack.
And a good chat afterwards.

Re: Snap General Election called

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:42 pm
by WaspInWales
I see Jeremy is trying Trump's 'drain the swamp' approach. Well, it worked for the orange one, so why not?