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Election Tracker/Predictions

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:49 pm
by J Dory
I'm picking a comfortable win for Hillary, democrats sneaking the senate, and republicans holding on to the house.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:51 pm
by morepork
The whole country is on fucking thorazine at the moment.

Jesus what a circus.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:28 pm
by Buggaluggs
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:42 pm
by WaspInWales
G'wan Donald!

Make American great again :lol:

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:13 pm
by rowan
Should be a comfortable victory for Wall Street and the industrial military complex.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:33 pm
by Lizard
If Clinton wins, there will always be a little part of me that would want to know what a Trump presidency would have been like.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:35 pm
by Len
I have Jim Jeffries syndrome too. Fuck it lets do it. Lets do it and see how fucked up shit can get.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:37 pm
by Mellsblue
Lizard wrote:If Clinton wins, there will always be a little part of me that would want to know what a Trump presidency would have been like.
This. I'd be pretty happy not to find out though.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:44 pm
by Lizard
Len wrote:I have Jim Jeffries syndrome too. Fuck it lets do it. Lets do it and see how fucked up shit can get.
I've only recently discovered Jim Jefferies. I can't figure out how it's taken me so long. (I also made the mistake of listening to his Bill Cosby bit on a plane.)

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:21 pm
by Digby
Lizard wrote:If Clinton wins, there will always be a little part of me that would want to know what a Trump presidency would have been like.
Defeating ISIS in 30 days, building the wall, getting Mexico to pay for it, baring religious groups from entering the US, and perhaps actually the funniest of all being the 35% tariff on imports - that last seems to get almost no coverage and yet he can't possibly have thought it through

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:45 pm
by rowan
Defeating ISIS in 30 days

Sounds like a good plan which the world's major super power could conceivably achieve if they wanted to.

Clinton's not talking about that, however, and quite probably because her major donors are also funding ISIS.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/trump-wont ... ge/5555441

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:48 pm
by Buggaluggs
rowan wrote:Defeating ISIS in 30 days

Sounds like a good plan which the world's major super power could conceivably achieve if they wanted to.

Clinton's not talking about that, however, and quite probably because her major donors are also funding ISIS.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/trump-wont ... ge/5555441
No they're not

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:54 pm
by Len
Lizard wrote:
Len wrote:I have Jim Jeffries syndrome too. Fuck it lets do it. Lets do it and see how fucked up shit can get.
I've only recently discovered Jim Jefferies. I can't figure out how it's taken me so long. (I also made the mistake of listening to his Bill Cosby bit on a plane.)
Hes pretty good for an Aussie. Part of one of stand ups was when he went to Iraq and was picked up by some soldiers in a chopper. Its fairly old. Funny though.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:56 pm
by rowan
Buggaluggs wrote:
rowan wrote:Defeating ISIS in 30 days

Sounds like a good plan which the world's major super power could conceivably achieve if they wanted to.

Clinton's not talking about that, however, and quite probably because her major donors are also funding ISIS.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/trump-wont ... ge/5555441
No they're not
Wikileaks and the non-corporate media outlets say they are. Buggalugs on a chat forum says they're not. Hmmm, not sure which way to go with this one... :roll:

Re: Election Tracker/Predictions

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:06 pm
by WaspInWales
If Trump wins, expect his golf handicap to improve from a very, very impressive 2.8. He may well be a decent golfer but 2.8 for a fairly ropey swing and a long history of cheating accusations?!?

I think we may start to see some more claims in a similar vein to Kim Jong-il; Trump discovered America, can beat Bolt in 100m sprint, holds the record for press ups in a minute, has had to have cock reduction surgery 3 times as his 42 inch cock was too much for the ladies, taught Chuck Norris how to fight, assassinated Hitler and moved the rock covering the tomb of Christ.

Fair play, he can bullshit better than any politician.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:18 pm
by WaspInWales


Knobend.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:26 pm
by Vengeful Glutton
rowan wrote:Should be a comfortable victory for Wall Street and the industrial military complex.
Amen to that bro.

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:31 pm
by rowan
Vengeful Glutton wrote:
rowan wrote:Should be a comfortable victory for Wall Street and the industrial military complex.
Amen to that bro.
& the Saudis & Israelis...

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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:36 pm
by Vengeful Glutton
rowan wrote:
& the Saudis & Israelis...
Maintaining the status quo. That's what it's all about m'lad.

"There is no new thing under the sun."

Re: Election Tracker/Predictions

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 12:43 am
by WaspInWales
24-3. Looking like a cricket score already (if England are batting anyway).

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:03 am
by WaspInWales
68-37. NZ v Australia.

Try-fest.

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:32 am
by Len
Mariachi band outside Trump tower :lol:

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:33 am
by Lizard
Looks like Johnson has F'd Clinton right in her Florida:

Trump 48.9%
Clinton 48.1%
Johnson 2.1%
Stein 0.7%

(Estimated 91% of votes counted so far)

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:40 am
by WaspInWales
Len wrote:Mariachi band outside Trump tower :lol:
Quality.

They'll be cleaning the offices by the morning.

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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:03 am
by Len
WaspInWales wrote:
Len wrote:Mariachi band outside Trump tower :lol:
Quality.

They'll be cleaning the offices by the morning.
Deported by the way things are going actually.......