Black eye Friday.
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:00 pm
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l?ITO=1490
As the office party season reaches a climax, London hospitals are warning of long waiting times tonight as Black-Eye Friday gets underway. Pharmacists are echoing this warning for Morning after Pill Saturday and suggesting health consumers are prepared for Itchy Groin Sunday. GP's are claiming Strange Discharge Monday could be their busiest day of the year.
As the office party season reaches a climax, London hospitals are warning of long waiting times tonight as Black-Eye Friday gets underway. Pharmacists are echoing this warning for Morning after Pill Saturday and suggesting health consumers are prepared for Itchy Groin Sunday. GP's are claiming Strange Discharge Monday could be their busiest day of the year.
No wonder they keep trying to spread it around the world...