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Just seen an ad for the new Fiat Fullback, 4x4 flat-bed, using rugby lads alongside lumberjacks etc as advertising it to the manly men among us.

Fiat FULLBACK. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA FULLBACK


jesus

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Donny osmond wrote:Just seen an ad for the new Fiat Fullback, 4x4 flat-bed, using rugby lads alongside lumberjacks etc as advertising it to the manly men among us.

Fiat FULLBACK. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA FULLBACK


jesus

Oi. I was a fullback. Very manly, as long as I didn't have to tackle of course.

BBD wrote:Hello, this is a Village person

Which one are you? The hunky construction worker, the playful loin cloth wearing native American, or the assless chaps wearing cop with the thick night stick?

Buggaluggs wrote:

Donny osmond wrote:Just seen an ad for the new Fiat Fullback, 4x4 flat-bed, using rugby lads alongside lumberjacks etc as advertising it to the manly men among us.

Fiat FULLBACK. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA FULLBACK


jesus

Oi. I was a fullback. Very manly, as long as I didn't have to tackle of course.

Bet you witnessed some lovely tries as well . . . . .

Buggaluggs wrote:

Donny osmond wrote:Just seen an ad for the new Fiat Fullback, 4x4 flat-bed, using rugby lads alongside lumberjacks etc as advertising it to the manly men among us.

Fiat FULLBACK. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA FULLBACK


jesus

Oi. I was a fullback. Very manly, as long as I didn't have to tackle of course.

You are Rob Kearney and I claim my tenner.

Played correctly, 15 is the most macho position on the pitch.
Tackling fat old fecks travelling at 0mph is a piece of piss. Tackling Jonah at 30mph is a different matter.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Eeeesh. Even I'm bottling that.

kk67 wrote:Played correctly, 15 is the most macho position on the pitch.
Tackling fat old fecks travelling at 0mph is a piece of piss. Tackling Jonah at 30mph is a different matter.

Ah them were the days when I could get up to 0mph from a standing start in under a month. Nowadays I'm still going backwards even with a hurricane at my back and a gradient before me that would terrify a fecking lemming!

I've had gf's that get randy when they're on the blob. It's fun.
This is not scientific advice.

Nope. The scientific advice is that the blob is God's way of reminding wimins that they are evil.

They don't want to be evil. We are two parts of a whole.

It was a lot of years to work that out.

Coco wrote:

As I recall from way back in the mists of time, Coco's description of the sound of her fella's whopping diesel truck leaving for work in the early hours was pretty macho...at least by US standards.

Parsifal wrote:

Coco wrote:

As I recall from way back in the mists of time, Coco's description of the sound of her fella's whopping diesel truck leaving for work in the early hours was pretty macho...at least by US standards.

I am easily amused. What can i say? Nowadays I find Javier Bardem the sexiest man alive, and have a thing for chubby men and gingers... Probably God having His last laugh before I take my dirt nap.

kk67 wrote:

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Eeeesh. Even I'm bottling that.

I used this in a game today.
Massive collision of heads between a backrow and 2nd row as a breakdown is finishing. Accidental.
Backrow is spark out. 4 of us saw it and were straight there. The first guy is trying to get him foetal, I suggest not moving him,....first guy overrules me with some common sense and we roll him.
4mins later the guy is compos mentis and back on his feet. He's leaving the field and we're clapping him off. Blood is pouring down his mouth. He looks like a clumsy vampire with a sh*t orthodontist.
And this was the moment when Serj jumped into my head.....and I said. 'You can tell his wife is...'
All the forwards laughed,....the 2 scrumhalves looked appalled. One of them actually said: 'That's disgusting'

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Who wears a white collared shirt to a concert???