Trump Resigns !!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:33 pm
Wow, didn't see this coming
Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America.
Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately.
The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office …. as well as hand size.
When questioned on the matter of who would take over as President, Trump said his final act was to change the Constitution so that his son would now be given the title of United States President. He said that he modeled this new system on the British Monarchy where the next King just “stays in the family.”
At this stage no official reason has been given for the sudden departure, however, sources close to Trump believe it might have something to do with the poor living standards of the White House.
Sources close to the President have mentioned that Trump often said that the 132 rooms in the White House weren’t enough for all his personalities. On top of this he liked to have one bathroom for each of his 52 toupees – one for each week of the year – the White House only has 35 bathrooms.
In contrast, the Trump Tower, has 339 rooms, easily enough for all of Donald’s personalities and hair pieces.
Donald Trump has resigned as President of the United States of America.
Speaking today to White House media, Trump said he was stepping down from his position, effective immediately.
The decision means that Trump was President for 69 days, making him the shortest President in terms of days in office …. as well as hand size.
When questioned on the matter of who would take over as President, Trump said his final act was to change the Constitution so that his son would now be given the title of United States President. He said that he modeled this new system on the British Monarchy where the next King just “stays in the family.”
At this stage no official reason has been given for the sudden departure, however, sources close to Trump believe it might have something to do with the poor living standards of the White House.
Sources close to the President have mentioned that Trump often said that the 132 rooms in the White House weren’t enough for all his personalities. On top of this he liked to have one bathroom for each of his 52 toupees – one for each week of the year – the White House only has 35 bathrooms.
In contrast, the Trump Tower, has 339 rooms, easily enough for all of Donald’s personalities and hair pieces.