RugbyRebels

First off...

Would you?

Is it me or is there something a little fishy about her story?

After she returned to Blighty after her 'horrific kidnap/plan to be sold as a sex slave ordeal', she greets the press with her tits bursting out of her top and wearing hot pants. Not complaining mind, but just seems a bit odd.

Does this 'would you' offer come with a complimentary brown paper bag?

I'm kind of confused about the bit where they found out she had a kid and called it off. I feel kidnapping someone and selling them as a sex slave is up there with murder/torture/rape. That's great if there being a kid was enough to bring this to a halt but it does sound a bit odd.

I've not seen what this woman looks like aside from her face.

Mikey Brown wrote:I'm kind of confused about the bit where they found out she had a kid and called it off. I feel kidnapping someone and selling them as a sex slave is up there with murder/torture/rape. That's great if there being a kid was enough to bring this to a halt but it does sound a bit odd.

I've not seen what this woman looks like aside from her face.

I'm pretty sure that being sold as a sex slave isn't "up there with rape" but more "rape with the dial turned up to 11"

As for this woman specifically, the little I know feel a bit like "the dog ate my homework" as excuses go.

Which Tyler wrote:

Mikey Brown wrote:I'm kind of confused about the bit where they found out she had a kid and called it off. I feel kidnapping someone and selling them as a sex slave is up there with murder/torture/rape. That's great if there being a kid was enough to bring this to a halt but it does sound a bit odd.

I've not seen what this woman looks like aside from her face.

I'm pretty sure that being sold as a sex slave isn't "up there with rape" but more "rape with the dial turned up to 11"

As for this woman specifically, the little I know feel a bit like "the dog ate my homework" as excuses go.

I kind of get what you mean, and I agree, but I wasn't talking about what it is like to experience it. I was saying the kind of person that does that to somebody else is about as bad as they come.

I read it the way you explain it MB. I too thought it a bit odd that any fecker who would stoop to kidnapping and selling someone off into slavery would have a change of heart on finding out about the child.

I think that the more interesting part of this story has yet to be published and it is the conversation that took place between the kidnapper and Ms Ayling's agency.

Herba: "Take the flabby-titted slapper back will you?"

Agent: "Are ye mad? Let me guess; she took you out shoe shopping, splurdged a fortune and then rolled over in her kip when you got back to the flat leaving you to whack off over the sheets?"

Herba: "Bitch set me back nearly quarter of a million!"

Agent: "You could try auctioning her off on the dark web, but to be honest she's as thick as slurry and her twat is that flabby I think the kid must have come out sideways!"

Herba: "You people let her breed????? Feck! I though we were bastards"

zer0 wrote:Does this 'would you' offer come with a complimentary brown paper bag?

It comes with a Sports Direct holdall.

So, besides the after dinner speaking work she is lining up after her ordeal, you can now subscribe to Chloe for just $19.99 a month.

Bargain.

It's odd. I expect ghe old bill are making some discrete enquiries.

WaspInWales wrote:So, besides the after dinner speaking work she is lining up after her ordeal, you can now subscribe to Chloe for just $19.99 a month.

Bargain.

What do you get for that? A turn?

Don't draw any inference from her seeming lack of traumatization. She clearly isn't the best thinker but that might be why she was targeted.
And don't draw any inference from the strange morality associated with being a Mother. Pretend religious zealots have a twisted morality at the best of times.