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Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 6:59 pm
by Coco

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 7:45 pm
by Galfon
The school must have been really concerned that some going through adolescence were missing out on some vital education away from the classroom.. :shock:

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 8:01 pm
by Mellsblue
Archbishop Sentamu Academy....hahahaha...god does move in mysterious ways.

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 6:15 am
by Eugene Wrayburn
I've tried to think of a legitimate reason for telling children of any age the difference between hardcore and soft porn and come up with nothing. They do need to know about indecent images and sexting, but trans porn really not.

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:37 pm
by Maximillian
Coco wrote:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-humber-52739416

What in the actual fuck?
That's the general idea.

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 9:38 pm
by Maximillian
Galfon wrote:The school must have been really concerned that some going through adolescence were missing out on some vital education away from the classroom.. :shock:
Bed knobs and broom sticks!

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 10:49 pm
by Digby
Eugene Wrayburn wrote:I've tried to think of a legitimate reason for telling children of any age the difference between hardcore and soft porn and come up with nothing. They do need to know about indecent images and sexting, but trans porn really not.
I'm assuming trans porn is Bonnie from Knightrider posing astride KITT the famous trans am?

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun May 24, 2020 11:05 pm
by Maximillian
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Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 1:38 pm
by Sandydragon
Eugene Wrayburn wrote:I've tried to think of a legitimate reason for telling children of any age the difference between hardcore and soft porn and come up with nothing. They do need to know about indecent images and sexting, but trans porn really not.
And if teachers are stuck with lesson plans on how to deliver that content then CEOP have loads. Totally weird.

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 2:16 pm
by Mellsblue
Sandydragon wrote:CEOP.
Commission for the Expansion Of Porn?

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Wed May 27, 2020 7:38 pm
by cashead
Eugene Wrayburn wrote:I've tried to think of a legitimate reason for telling children of any age the difference between hardcore and soft porn and come up with nothing. They do need to know about indecent images and sexting, but trans porn really not.
It's a COE school, and if it's anything like the RE classes I've overheard at the Catholic school I work at, it would presumably be something about identifying and categorising sinful shit or something along those lines.

Not that it's appropriate for a class of 13 and 14 year-olds. What the fuck was the teacher thinking?

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:11 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
Away an ballix, Cashead!

Everything about porn is sinful, the difference is that the Prod lot go blind and directly onwards to Hell for even knowing that it exists whereas uz lot get to say a couple of Hail Marys and thrash ourselves senseless with every monthly renewing subscription (With a special offer of Large Breasted Hermaphrodites do Nuru Massage with Marmite for €2.99 for 2 days (Automatically renews for recurring subscription of €99.99/month)).

Re: Difference in porn genre as homework?

Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2020 7:37 am
by Doorzetbornandbred
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:Away an ballix, Cashead!

Everything about porn is sinful, the difference is that the Prod lot go blind and directly onwards to Hell for even knowing that it exists whereas uz lot get to say a couple of Hail Marys and thrash ourselves senseless with every monthly renewing subscription (With a special offer of Large Breasted Hermaphrodites do Nuru Massage with Marmite for €2.99 for 2 days (Automatically renews for recurring subscription of €99.99/month)).
Has Uncle Bob gone to hell?