RugbyRebels

Many moons ago on the Irish board there was a limerick thread which was quite entertaining, and I propose to relaunch it.
Each contributor writes a line and the one who finishes the limerick writes the first line of the next.

So here goes:

A miserable ol' fecker from Fife,

Thought this thread might have a short life..*




*slightly north of Fife.

But his pal from Dundee..

Which is not like Paris..

From whence came his trouble and strife.







An elderly woman from Crewe

Her legs, they were all black and blue..

And bandy and hairy..

So thick you would swear she'd...

Just recently escaped from a zoo..








A lonely Irish panda called Moi-Moi....

Took a fancy to Stella Artois(trois!)

She woke with a sore head..

Feeling half-dead..

When she saw who she had brought home from the bar.



A venerable man from Greece...

Had become extremely obese..

He lost sight of his feet..

Which were rather petite

He decided to cut down on the cheese..

Old Luigi, he was keen on the Grappa..

It made him convinced he was a rapper

But it was not to be..

Cos he's no Jay-Z

Then went out to look for a slapper.

She said, « Luigi, you daft old fool »

You know I can handle a tool

So he lay down on her bed..