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Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 5:06 pm
by UKHamlet
I wonder WTF this is all about? Anyone got the inside track?


Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 5:07 pm
by UKHamlet
I think it just might be THIS

"In a form of surgery inspired by the Human Centipede, in the darkest recesses of Portugal, Sexton has managed to merge with Roy Keane to reveal his final form: Joy Keensex"

Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:07 pm
by Son of Mathonwy
As good an explanation as any.

It's certainly all about Sexton. He's that important, apparently.

Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm
by Sandydragon
Disgraceful really. My understanding was that a ban should also include training sessions- they used to.

The message this farce sends to players is not a positive one.

Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:16 am
by Eugene Wrayburn
Sandydragon wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm Disgraceful really. My understanding was that a ban should also include training sessions- they used to.

The message this farce sends to players is not a positive one.
Bans haven't included training for ages. So I'm not really sure how "disgraceful" this is. It's not like Portugal are better than our seconds.

Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:03 am
by Sandydragon
Eugene Wrayburn wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:16 am
Sandydragon wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm Disgraceful really. My understanding was that a ban should also include training sessions- they used to.

The message this farce sends to players is not a positive one.
Bans haven't included training for ages. So I'm not really sure how "disgraceful" this is. It's not like Portugal are better than our seconds.
So play your seconds. This is bending the rules and Sexton is very lucky to be available at all.

Re: Ireland - Portugal behind doors training match

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 12:44 am
by Eugene Wrayburn
Sandydragon wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 8:03 am
Eugene Wrayburn wrote: Sun Aug 13, 2023 1:16 am
Sandydragon wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm Disgraceful really. My understanding was that a ban should also include training sessions- they used to.

The message this farce sends to players is not a positive one.
Bans haven't included training for ages. So I'm not really sure how "disgraceful" this is. It's not like Portugal are better than our seconds.
So play your seconds. This is bending the rules and Sexton is very lucky to be available at all.
How is it bending the rules? Seriously how? It's a training match behind closed doors. they'll probably have rolling subs. It's not like it's a "training match" which is uncapped and in front of a crowd of 50k with World Rugby refs.

As for whether Sexton should have got a longer ban. Maybe. He would have no one but himself to blame if he'd missed the entire RWC (or the games up to the QF as we like to call it). I'd have probably banned him for longer albeit it wasn't as bad as I first feared. But it's entirely irrelevant to the point.