Election Tracker/Predictions

[rowan]

Just in case anybody missed Which Tyler's subtle humor earlier...

Does this mean that apostrophe's no longer mean anything because idiots don't know how to use them?
Does that mean that someone who wishes to convey that they could not possibly care less about something can say "I could care less" in direct contradiction of their feelings; make perfect sense?

"Proof of the pudding" is a shortening of a phrase that actually means something; on it's own it's a meaningless half-sentence. It is about as sensical* as "I could"

Grammar, it's the difference between "helping your uncle jack off a horse", and "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" It's a bit like personal hygeine - you're free to ignore it, but do'nt complain when people draw their own conclusions.
* I know, but I like that one anyway

[Stones of granite]

But he's followed it closely on the internet ffs!

So the American & British mainstream newspapers are credible enough for you to believe all their lies & anti-Russian propaganda when it's the printed version, but suddenly morph into meaningless rags that only a conspiracy theorist would pay attention to when it's the electronic version

These are really silly arguments now...

What is silly is that you somehow believe that everyone in what you call "the West" uncritically accepts the stuff YOU read on the Internet and believe that WE read.

While all the time YOU uncritically believe every single piece of agitprop emitted by the Kremlin, with your brain in neutral because there is no way those nice non-western people would lie, is there....

I'm still not convinced that you're not UG after his gender reassignment op.

[rowan]

Like shooting fish in a barrel

Figures shown are average circulations for January of each year. Only newspapers with circulations of more than 100,000 copies per day in January 2012 are listed. Regardless of immediate source, all figures originate from the Audit Bureau of Circulations.

Title 2016[8] 2015[9] 2014[10] 2013[11] 2012[12] 2011[13] 2010[14][15]

The Sun 1,787,096 1,978,702 2,213,659 2,409,811 2,582,301 3,001,822 3,006,565
Daily Mail 1,589,471 1,688,727 1,780,565 1,863,151 1,945,496 2,136,568 2,120,347
Metro 1,348,033 ? 1,362,893[16] ? ? ? ?
Evening Standard 898,407 877,532[17] 805,309[18] 695,645[19] 699,368[20] 704,008[21] 601,960[22]
Daily Mirror 809,147 922,235 992,256 1,058,488 1,102,810 1,194,097 1,218,425
Daily Telegraph 472,033 494,675 544,546 555,817 578,774 651,184 691,128
Daily Star 470,369 425,246 489,067 535,957 617,082 734,311 779,376
Daily Express 408,700 457,914 500,473 529,648 577,543 639,875 674,640
The Times 404,155 396,621 384,304 399,339 397,549 457,250 508,250
i 271,859 280,351 298,266 293,946 264,432 133,472 N/A
Financial Times 198,237 219,444 234,193 275,375 316,493 383,067 390,315
Daily Record 176,892 203,725 227,639 251,535 291,825 306,872 323,831
The Guardian 164,163 185,429 207,958 204,440 215,988 279,308 302,285
City A.M. 97,259 ? ? ? ? ?
The Independent 55,193 61,338 66,576 76,802 105,160 185,035 185,815
The New Day 40,000[23] N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A N/A

Your anger at anybody who does not share your blatantly Russophobic views is the proof in the pudding

[Mellsblue]

Why has your sister built a computer and then put it in a pudding? Is it a big pudding or a small computer? Either way, I'll have to eat the pudding to find the computer.

[cashead]

Why has your sister built a computer and then put it in a pudding? Is it a big pudding or a small computer? Either way, I'll have to eat the pudding to find the computer.

Taking "putting people's stationery into jelly" to a whole new level?

[WaspInWales]

Why has your sister built a computer and then put it in a pudding? Is it a big pudding or a small computer? Either way, I'll have to eat the pudding to find the computer.

Taking "putting people's stationery into jelly" to a whole new level?

Is jelly a pudding?

What is a pudding?

What is a nation?

[Donny osmond]

I have become lost

[Mellsblue]

I have become lost

Are you in a pudding?

[Vengeful Glutton]

The tender little snowflakes are protesting, universities are having counselors brought in to help students deal with their emotional stress, professors are offering to allow students to skip mid terms if the election results have caused them too much emotional anguish. What the hell are these little darlings going to do in the real world?

Yeah people are upset about the outcome of this election. OH GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY. TRULY NEVER A MORE MYSTERIOUS CONUNDRUM.

It must be easy to have a laugh at the "tender little snowflakes" when you're insulated from the so-called real world where there are people being attacked by emboldened bigoted human garbage cuntsacks because they happened to have the temerity to be a kike or a beaner or a nigger or a faggot or a dyke or a gook or a tranny. The nerve of those people, right? How dare they be sexually attracted to people of their own gender or be a different colour or identify as a gender that isn't the one they were physically born with.

Or maybe you could not be a smug asshole giggling from a distance.

This window licker cracks me up. Where'd ye find him lads?

[cashead]

The tender little snowflakes are protesting, universities are having counselors brought in to help students deal with their emotional stress, professors are offering to allow students to skip mid terms if the election results have caused them too much emotional anguish. What the hell are these little darlings going to do in the real world?

Yeah people are upset about the outcome of this election. OH GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY. TRULY NEVER A MORE MYSTERIOUS CONUNDRUM.

It must be easy to have a laugh at the "tender little snowflakes" when you're insulated from the so-called real world where there are people being attacked by emboldened bigoted human garbage cuntsacks because they happened to have the temerity to be a kike or a beaner or a nigger or a faggot or a dyke or a gook or a tranny. The nerve of those people, right? How dare they be sexually attracted to people of their own gender or be a different colour or identify as a gender that isn't the one they were physically born with.

Or maybe you could not be a smug asshole giggling from a distance.

This window licker cracks me up. Where'd ye find him lads?

Fuck off, poser.