6 Nations

[Stones of granite]

Haha, jesus Woot, that's awful.

I like to think you've spent the weekend sidling up to strangers in bars and accosting them with that joke, no introduction, no hello, just that joke, then without breaking eye contact backing away slowly making pistol gestures at them with both your hands.

Were you following me?

[OptimisticJock]

Fuck all points for winning scrums (illegally).

Rinsed baby. Rinsed.

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

[Stones of granite]

Fuck all points for winning scrums (illegally).

Rinsed baby. Rinsed.

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

Ignore him, he was probably a prop.

[Edinburgh in Exile]

I like to think you've spent the weekend sidling up to strangers in bars and accosting them with that joke, no introduction, no hello, just that joke, then without breaking eye contact backing away slowly making pistol gestures at them with both your hands.

Were you following me?

You can't prove it if i was.

Speaking of that sort of shit, I've a mate in Embra who likes to pick one group of tourists and follow them around all day trying to get into the background of all of their photos, staring directly into the lens. You've got to admire the commit of the cat, seeing as he'll never actually get the pay off for that.

[Vengeful Glutton]

Fuck all points for winning scrums (illegally).

Rinsed baby. Rinsed.

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

Precious much?

The French starting FR isn't good, so ya'll will survive another rinsing, until Slimani et al come on.

[Vengeful Glutton]

Rinsed baby. Rinsed.

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

Ignore him, he was probably a prop.

You don't need to be a prop to appreciate that the Sweaty scrum was on skates (with turbos).

[OptimisticJock]

Rinsed baby. Rinsed.

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

Precious much?

The French starting FR isn't good, so ya'll will survive another rinsing, until Slimani et al come on.

Eh? You've a strange definition of being precious

[Stones of granite]

I like to think you've spent the weekend sidling up to strangers in bars and accosting them with that joke, no introduction, no hello, just that joke, then without breaking eye contact backing away slowly making pistol gestures at them with both your hands.

Were you following me?

You can't prove it if i was.

Speaking of that sort of shit, I've a mate in Embra who likes to pick one group of tourists and follow them around all day trying to get into the background of all of their photos, staring directly into the lens. You've got to admire the commit of the cat, seeing as he'll never actually get the pay off for that.

I'm not sure, if I can or not, but there's this short stroppy looking wee shite in the background of all my photies....

[Stones of granite]

I'm devastated. Scotland winning means absolutely nothing now because someone on the Internet says their scrum was "rinsed". I'd much rather they had focused on winning scrums than the actual match, fucking school boy error lads, get it together next week!

Ignore him, he was probably a prop.

You don't need to be a prop to appreciate that the Sweaty scrum was on skates (with turbos).

But you do need to have been a prop to be obsessive about it to the exclusion of everything else.

If I were you I'd be a tad more concerned about the performance of Ireland's lineout than obsessing about Scotland's scrum.

[Edinburgh in Exile]

[Vengeful Glutton]

Ignore him, he was probably a prop.

You don't need to be a prop to appreciate that the Sweaty scrum was on skates (with turbos).

But you do need to have been a prop to be obsessive about it to the exclusion of everything else.

If I were you I'd be a tad more concerned about the performance of Ireland's lineout than obsessing about Scotland's scrum.

I didn't exclude everything else. Apart from the sweaty skullduggery at the breakdown, it was a fine win for Scotland.

[Stones of granite]

You don't need to be a prop to appreciate that the Sweaty scrum was on skates (with turbos).

But you do need to have been a prop to be obsessive about it to the exclusion of everything else.

If I were you I'd be a tad more concerned about the performance of Ireland's lineout than obsessing about Scotland's scrum.

I didn't exclude everything else. Apart from the sweaty skullduggery at the breakdown, it was a fine win for Scotland.

I always feel that when Scotland are being accused of skullduggery by a mick, they're doing something right (at last).

[OptimisticJock]

I'm not sure if that's a dig at the Mick or if you're showing SoG who to look for in his snapchat story

[Chunks Baws]

You don't need to be a prop to appreciate that the Sweaty scrum was on skates (with turbos).

But you do need to have been a prop to be obsessive about it to the exclusion of everything else.

If I were you I'd be a tad more concerned about the performance of Ireland's lineout than obsessing about Scotland's scrum.

I didn't exclude everything else. Apart from the sweaty skullduggery at the breakdown, it was a fine win for Scotland.

Skullduggery at the breakdown? Whatever next?

[Stones of granite]

But you do need to have been a prop to be obsessive about it to the exclusion of everything else.

If I were you I'd be a tad more concerned about the performance of Ireland's lineout than obsessing about Scotland's scrum.

I didn't exclude everything else. Apart from the sweaty skullduggery at the breakdown, it was a fine win for Scotland.

Skullduggery at the breakdown? Whatever next?

Probably blockers running interference lines.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

D'ye know, it is fecking years since I skulldugged. I may give it a go one of these nights, for aul time's sake.

[Matt Ha]

A whopping 6 in this team of the weekend. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/ ... es-france/

[Stones of granite]

D'ye know, it is fecking years since I skulldugged. I may give it a go one of these nights, for aul time's sake.

Aye, but now you're talking euphemisms

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ach, ye skulldugging bunch o' feckers!!!!

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/s ... 27561.html

[hugh_woatmeigh]

What's the score with dickinson's injury?

He's fucked for a while yet.

I am not convinced the scrum problems were all down to our props rather that some clever (sometimes illegal but no issues with that tbh) Irish scrummaging. There was one scrum on our 5 that we got a decent nudge on them back. I still would play Reid and Ford though.

That hoary old chestnut eh? Your scrum was rinsed.

Furlong boring in all day couldn't even save your blushes. Have a gander at the overhead shots.

[Stones of granite]

Ach, ye skulldugging bunch o' feckers!!!!

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/s ... 27561.html

What a bunch of bastards we are, we took them on a bus trip to the Eastern Pavilion, and filled them with the garlic chillie chicken, peshwari naan and 4 pints of Cobra each. Nae wonder they looked a bit slow until they could get to the cludgie at half time.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

6 scrums in the whole game? I don't think that the rinsing of anyone's scrum (with or without any bollocks about boring in or out or shaking it all about) had much to do with the final outcome of Saturday's game.

Lets just be honest and tell it as it is, ye managed to beat a team that is better than ye in every facet of the game by having the fecking coppers drive our lads round Grass Market for an hour and then making them stand in the cold while yer wan from Windsor took a dander down the rug. It has to be true cos Neil Francis says so.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Ach, ye skulldugging bunch o' feckers!!!!

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/s ... 27561.html

What a bunch of bastards we are, we took them on a bus trip to the Eastern Pavilion, and filled them with the garlic chillie chicken, peshwari naan and 4 pints of Cobra each. Nae wonder they looked a bit slow until they could get to the cludgie at half time.

Ye fecker! I'm sitting here drooling on my fecking keyboard now!

[Stones of granite]

6 scrums in the whole game? I don't think that the rinsing of anyone's scrum (with or without any bollocks about boring in or out or shaking it all about) had much to do with the final outcome of Saturday's game.

Lets just be honest and tell it as it is, ye managed to beat a team that is better than ye in every facet of the game by having the fecking coppers drive our lads round Grass Market for an hour and then making them stand in the cold while yer wan from Windsor took a dander down the rug. It has to be true cos Neil Francis says so.

Annie Windsor said "your breath stinks" to every single one in green.

[OptimisticJock]

Ach, ye skulldugging bunch o' feckers!!!!

http://www.independent.ie/sport/rugby/s ... 27561.html

What a bunch of bastards we are, we took them on a bus trip to the Eastern Pavilion, and filled them with the garlic chillie chicken, peshwari naan and 4 pints of Cobra each. Nae wonder they looked a bit slow until they could get to the cludgie at half time.

Ye fecker! I'm sitting here drooling on my fecking keyboard now!

That could be a stroke mate







And not the good kind.