Why? Had one of the Millies from the Ardoyne knocked him up wi a blawk babbie?OptimisticJock wrote:They actually tried to get one of our lads on after we left Belfast.BBD wrote:Jeremy Kyle's been on, wondering if you'd be interested in a bank holiday special?SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!
Revoking British citizenship
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SerjeantWildgoose
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Idle Feck
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OptimisticJock
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Pretty much.SerjeantWildgoose wrote:Why? Had one of the Millies from the Ardoyne knocked him up wi a blawk babbie?OptimisticJock wrote:They actually tried to get one of our lads on after we left Belfast.BBD wrote:
Jeremy Kyle's been on, wondering if you'd be interested in a bank holiday special?
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SerjeantWildgoose
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Somali's get to be pirates. The Brits haven't managed a good pirate since Errol Flynn burst his tights.OptimisticJock wrote:The only limit to what they'll do for you with a ready access to opiates is your imagination.SerjeantWildgoose wrote:My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!BBD wrote:My ledger is 100 times more balanced than yours!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!
Idle Feck
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OptimisticJock
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I'm in so long as we keep raiding Mr Morgans spiced rum shipments.SerjeantWildgoose wrote:Somali's get to be pirates. The Brits haven't managed a good pirate since Errol Flynn burst his tights.OptimisticJock wrote:The only limit to what they'll do for you with a ready access to opiates is your imagination.SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
My ledger is so sublimely balanced it makes Nadia Comaneci at the height of her gymnastic powers appear like Baz with 4 pints of crème de mènthe frappè and a good hoofing at the feet of a dozen Dundee hoores upon him!
I was born one and still I fecking hate what the Brits have become. It's all an accident of birth but honestly, I'd rather be Somali!