How do you do everything?

[kk67]

Well, Durr !.

[Donny osmond]

You should wank a lot while your dick still works.

When did you retire Buggs?

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[BBD]

Buggs hasnt retired

he's a professional wanker











open goal, couldn't resist

[Buggaluggs]

Buggs hasnt retired

he's a professional wanker

Yes. This

[morepork]

I have brother who is also retard.

[Buggaluggs]

I have brother who is also retard.

That's what your brother says too

[BBD]

Hey Serj, have you got to the bottom of your "Jobs round the house" list yet?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I'm only recently retired; I'm not quite reduced to leaving 'jobs' around the house yet.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I have now taken up a new appointment as a project manager. Since the project in question is regimentally focussed, I have merely moved offices and continue to work to the hectic military routine albeit for considerably less money.

For hectic military routine, read:

0900-0915 wander in to work
0915-0945 take off tweed jacket before regimental mascot covers it in slobbers and discuss yesterday evening's Tipping Point with Regimental Secretary
0945-1000 turn on computer and log on to BBC R4
1000-1100 coffee, biscuits and comparison of Tattersall shirt design features with Regimental Secretary
1100-1200 discuss possibility of writing off costs of Tattersall shirts with Assistant Regimental Secretary (Funds)
1200-1400 lunch hour
1400-1430 turn computer back on and log back on to BBC R4
1430-1530 afternoon tea with discussion on itchiness of Cordings Tattersall shirt tails upon lower reaches of bottom and determine that this is a fair price to pay to ward off the cold to the nethers
1530-1545 log off BBC R4 and turn computer off
1545-1600 go home
1600 watch Tipping Point

[OptimisticJock]

Coffee and biscuits at 1000? Is that when you talk about your feelings? You're behind the new ads aren't You?!

Worse than a mash bastard

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

[Stones of granite]

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

We do, but only because they out-bid Carillion for the contract.

[OptimisticJock]

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

I 'hink I'd be pissed off with this reply if I kent whit it meant

[OptimisticJock]

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

They almost atopped me joining the reserves because I was diagnosed with asthma up until I was about 12, which I tried to explain to them was before I joined the regs and before they pronounced me fully deployable and deployed me without issue.

[Stones of granite]

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

They almost atopped me joining the reserves because I was diagnosed with asthma up until I was about 12, which I tried to explain to them was before I joined the regs and before they pronounced me fully deployable and deployed me without issue.

Asthma is the reason I didn't join the forces, and took up cycling instead....




honest....

[OptimisticJock]

It's a good way of getting extra oxygen in especially going downhill

[SerjeantWildgoose]

This asthma thing is a nonsense. Anyone who has been shot at will tell you that on the first b of bang you're sucking air in from Dungannon through every hole in your body and no poxy bronchospasm is going to stop you.

[Mellsblue]

This asthma thing is a nonsense.

Not if you want to win a bike race.