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Well, Durr !.

Buggaluggs wrote:You should wank a lot while your dick still works.

When did you retire Buggs?

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Buggs hasnt retired

he's a professional wanker











open goal, couldn't resist

BBD wrote:Buggs hasnt retired

he's a professional wanker

Yes. This

I have brother who is also retard.

morepork wrote:I have brother who is also retard.

That's what your brother says too

Hey Serj, have you got to the bottom of your "Jobs round the house" list yet?

I'm only recently retired; I'm not quite reduced to leaving 'jobs' around the house yet.

I have now taken up a new appointment as a project manager. Since the project in question is regimentally focussed, I have merely moved offices and continue to work to the hectic military routine albeit for considerably less money.

For hectic military routine, read:

0900-0915 wander in to work
0915-0945 take off tweed jacket before regimental mascot covers it in slobbers and discuss yesterday evening's Tipping Point with Regimental Secretary
0945-1000 turn on computer and log on to BBC R4
1000-1100 coffee, biscuits and comparison of Tattersall shirt design features with Regimental Secretary
1100-1200 discuss possibility of writing off costs of Tattersall shirts with Assistant Regimental Secretary (Funds)
1200-1400 lunch hour
1400-1430 turn computer back on and log back on to BBC R4
1430-1530 afternoon tea with discussion on itchiness of Cordings Tattersall shirt tails upon lower reaches of bottom and determine that this is a fair price to pay to ward off the cold to the nethers
1530-1545 log off BBC R4 and turn computer off
1545-1600 go home
1600 watch Tipping Point

Coffee and biscuits at 1000? Is that when you talk about your feelings? You're behind the new ads aren't You?!

Worse than a mash bastard

I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

We do, but only because they out-bid Carillion for the contract.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

I 'hink I'd be pissed off with this reply if I kent whit it meant

Stones of granite wrote:

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

They almost atopped me joining the reserves because I was diagnosed with asthma up until I was about 12, which I tried to explain to them was before I joined the regs and before they pronounced me fully deployable and deployed me without issue.

OptimisticJock wrote:

Stones of granite wrote:

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I submitted a few ideas for the new ads, but apparently the Army isn't looking for any more barely-literate, neanderthal, homophobe members of Young UKIP; The Black Watch is apparently fully recruited.

(Please be assured of the irony intended in this post - it is ludicrous to suggest that a SCOTS battalion will ever be fully recruited)

Don't you employ an organisation to ensure that no British Army battalions are ever fully recruited? Called Capita, I believe.

They almost atopped me joining the reserves because I was diagnosed with asthma up until I was about 12, which I tried to explain to them was before I joined the regs and before they pronounced me fully deployable and deployed me without issue.

Asthma is the reason I didn't join the forces, and took up cycling instead....




honest....

It's a good way of getting extra oxygen in especially going downhill

This asthma thing is a nonsense. Anyone who has been shot at will tell you that on the first b of bang you're sucking air in from Dungannon through every hole in your body and no poxy bronchospasm is going to stop you.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:This asthma thing is a nonsense.

Not if you want to win a bike race.