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Mothy gets around for sure !..
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Three jump-leads walk into a bar ..
Barman: "I hope you lot aren't going to start anything.."

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a moth sitting next to him.

"Are you a moth?" asked the man, surprised.

"Yes."

"What are you doing at the movies?"

The moth replied, "Well, I liked the book."

how can you tell when a moth farts? ....it flies straight for a second

One in four frogs is a leap frog.

You have this down to a fine art, Galfon.

I've a friend who has opened a cheese shop in Palestine:

Cheeses of Nazareth

Boom! Boom!

...and after the explosion, apparently all that was left
was de Brie.

Cheesiest joke I've heard all day . . .

Sometimes you just need to take a good look in the mirror... and cry "Halloumi ! "

No, really, it gave me a gouda laugh!

Here's another:

What did the cheese salesman say when he came to your door?

I'd like to talk to you about cheeses . . .

and when you tell him your pet bear won't come out of his shed, he'll just tell you to wave a lump of special smelly cheese at him and coax him gently, saying..
"Camembert,Camembert,Camembert.."...

Turkish humor:

Inmate goes to the prison library and asks to borrow a book.

Guard tells him, sorry, we don't have that book, but we do have the author . . .

Unimpressed, the inmate took his pet frog from his pocket and dropped it on the returned books tray.
The frog crawled over the books..'Reddit, Reddit, Reddit..'

Why was the frog crawling? Didn't they give it the standard issue prison jumpsuit?

it was a movement that didn't leave the ground...his suit ?
he's not seen it since it got toad away...

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
'What are you doing dear?'
'Swatting flies - I got 3 males and 2 females'
'How do you know what sex they were?'
The man very confidently replied, "Easy - 3 were on the beer and 2 were on the phone."

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital ?
....the Ultra sound bloke.

2nd coolest ?
....the Hip replacement fella.

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Only if you throw it hard enough . . .

Two cows standing in a field, one says to the other:
"Don't you worry about this 'Mad Cow' disease?"..
The other replied: "Why would it worry me?.. I'm a sheep! "

My girlfriend said she is leaving me due to my obsession with rugby.

I said "Please, can't we give it another try?!

Well it's better than being stand-offish.....did you manage to convert her, despite the funny-shaped balls ?

I used to be a stud but she gave me the boot. Guess I'll have to find a hooker

Plenty around - especially in truck and trailer areas.
I'm sure once she sees your tackle, you'll be through the gate in no time.

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!