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Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:58 pm
by morepork
He never once ventured onto one of the English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish boards in over 10 000 posts.

That is how unappealing the British Isles are.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:07 pm
by Mellsblue
Digby wrote:
Puja wrote:No great drama or final straw. He was informed that his continual and inane blogging wasn't welcome and we were deleting all the threads that were just him talking about the Spanish domestic league or the USA South tour of Hungary (real examples). He then reset them up and kept talking, got temp banned, we repeated the process a couple more times and then got rid of him permanently on the grounds of failing to follow mods' instructions.

Puja
Will there be consistency in this area, Mells for instance continually posts about Bedford, and I ask you, who could possibly be interested in that?
Have you heard how the entire squad had a sickness bug last week but the RFU refused postponement of the match?

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:30 pm
by Digby
Mellsblue wrote:
Digby wrote:
Puja wrote:No great drama or final straw. He was informed that his continual and inane blogging wasn't welcome and we were deleting all the threads that were just him talking about the Spanish domestic league or the USA South tour of Hungary (real examples). He then reset them up and kept talking, got temp banned, we repeated the process a couple more times and then got rid of him permanently on the grounds of failing to follow mods' instructions.

Puja
Will there be consistency in this area, Mells for instance continually posts about Bedford, and I ask you, who could possibly be interested in that?
Have you heard how the entire squad had a sickness bug last week but the RFU refused postponement of the match?
That has more relevance on the novichok thread than Bedford on the rugby thread

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:42 pm
by Mellsblue
Digby wrote:
Mellsblue wrote:
Digby wrote:
Will there be consistency in this area, Mells for instance continually posts about Bedford, and I ask you, who could possibly be interested in that?
Have you heard how the entire squad had a sickness bug last week but the RFU refused postponement of the match?
That has more relevance on the novichok thread than Bedford on the rugby thread
Apparently there were two gay Russian men at training earlier in the week trying to flog the players bodybuilding supplements.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:30 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Is there a Zizzi's in Bedford?

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 7:23 am
by Mellsblue
Yep, but I’m not sure whether it’s a British or Italian restaurant.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:04 pm
by Which Tyler
Did you know, I once took a train from Portugal to Croatia, and beer once saw a mountain. It's definitive proof that there are no mountains in Europe!

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:13 pm
by onlynameleft
Does the Croatian rugby team have a nickname? Like Os Lobos or the Thistle?

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:14 pm
by Which Tyler
onlynameleft wrote:Does the Croatian rugby team have a nickname? Like Os Lobos or the Thistle?
The red and whites really should be allowed in the 6N

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:01 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Which Tyler wrote:Did you know, I once took a train from Portugal to Croatia, and beer once saw a mountain. It's definitive proof that there are no mountains in Europe!
My colleagues are all post-doctoral orologists and I showed them this post at the water cooler this morning. We laughed until we shat because we live near a mountain and know everything there is to know about mountains; and certainly a good deal more than someone who has never been to a mountain or even read a book or an online article about a mountain. I once watched a programme on RT about a mountain (Just before the Turks managed to lose my remote control) (Or it might have been about some teenage girl with massive tits). The genocidal Americans did it.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:15 pm
by belgarion
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Which Tyler wrote:Did you know, I once took a train from Portugal to Croatia, and beer once saw a mountain. It's definitive proof that there are no mountains in Europe!
My colleagues are all post-doctoral orologists and I showed them this post at the water cooler this morning. We laughed until we shat because we live near a mountain and know everything there is to know about mountains; and certainly a good deal more than someone who has never been to a mountain or even read a book or an online article about a mountain. I once watched a programme on RT about a mountain (Just before the Turks managed to lose my remote control) (Or it might have been about some teenage girl with massive tits). The genocidal Americans did it.
6/10. You lose marks for not pointing out that if there are any mountains in Europe they would be pro-Israel & anti-Palestinian cos
they are from Europe

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:36 pm
by cashead
belgarion wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Which Tyler wrote:Did you know, I once took a train from Portugal to Croatia, and beer once saw a mountain. It's definitive proof that there are no mountains in Europe!
My colleagues are all post-doctoral orologists and I showed them this post at the water cooler this morning. We laughed until we shat because we live near a mountain and know everything there is to know about mountains; and certainly a good deal more than someone who has never been to a mountain or even read a book or an online article about a mountain. I once watched a programme on RT about a mountain (Just before the Turks managed to lose my remote control) (Or it might have been about some teenage girl with massive tits). The genocidal Americans did it.
6/10. You lose marks for not pointing out that if there are any mountains in Europe they would be pro-Israel & anti-Palestinian cos
they are from Europe
Colonialism!

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:19 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
belgarion wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Which Tyler wrote:Did you know, I once took a train from Portugal to Croatia, and beer once saw a mountain. It's definitive proof that there are no mountains in Europe!
My colleagues are all post-doctoral orologists and I showed them this post at the water cooler this morning. We laughed until we shat because we live near a mountain and know everything there is to know about mountains; and certainly a good deal more than someone who has never been to a mountain or even read a book or an online article about a mountain. I once watched a programme on RT about a mountain (Just before the Turks managed to lose my remote control) (Or it might have been about some teenage girl with massive tits). The genocidal Americans did it.
6/10. You lose marks for not pointing out that if there are any mountains in Europe they would be pro-Israel & anti-Palestinian cos
they are from Europe
And there ye go, straight for the ad hominems!!!!
:cry: :geek: :?: :shock: :arrow: :evil:
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Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:57 pm
by Mellsblue
Digby wrote:
Puja wrote:No great drama or final straw. He was informed that his continual and inane blogging wasn't welcome and we were deleting all the threads that were just him talking about the Spanish domestic league or the USA South tour of Hungary (real examples). He then reset them up and kept talking, got temp banned, we repeated the process a couple more times and then got rid of him permanently on the grounds of failing to follow mods' instructions.

Puja
Will there be consistency in this area, Mells for instance continually posts about Bedford, and I ask you, who could possibly be interested in that?
FYI

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:24 pm
by morepork
Post yer philosophistical mewlings here. Remember the golden rule: if you can google it, you can cut and paste it and claim it.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:26 pm
by Digby
morepork wrote:He never once ventured onto one of the English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish boards in over 10 000 posts.

That is how unappealing the British Isles are.
That he felt more suited to the intellectual rigour of the SHMB is just something we're going to have to make our peace with

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:47 pm
by morepork
He drowned that board in his pish. People are just starting to filter back.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:57 pm
by Puja
morepork wrote:He drowned that board in his pish. People are just starting to filter back.
I blame the moderator, myself.

Puja

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2018 7:03 pm
by Mellsblue
Puja wrote:
morepork wrote:He drowned that board in his pish. People are just starting to filter back.
I blame the moderator, myself.

Puja
Ha. Very good.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:50 am
by cashead
Mellsblue wrote:Yep, but I’m not sure whether it’s a British or Italian restaurant.
That has got to be a hall of fame-worthy moment of utter stupidity.

There must have been a point where he'd realised he'd grabbed the wrong end of the stick, but because he chose to double down, what he was grasping on to ceased to even be the proverbial stick, regardless of which end he'd grabbed, and had become something else already.

Re: Novichok 2.0

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2018 1:16 pm
by WaspInWales
We should thank our lucky stars a Turkish kebab house wasn't involved...

That said, it would be the perfect cover story, and is probably just the kinda thing Putin would do.

If only someone here knew about Turkish cuisine and all other aspects of Turkish life...