SerjeantWildgoose
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by SerjeantWildgoose Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:24 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... to-sink-it
... sadly, not this generation. It’s been reported that not a single person, or at least a single person with a Barb ratings tracker box, watched the 2:30pm Blue Peter repeat on the 13 June.
I put it down to changing times and the fact that ye don't get to see Pete and John stroking Val's hairy wee things anymore.
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SerjeantWildgoose
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by SerjeantWildgoose Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:39 pm
All things being equal, which do you prefer to imagine is Lesley Judd's 'orgasm' face?
... or perhaps,
... or,
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morepork
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by morepork Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:54 pm
Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?
Stones of granite
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by Stones of granite Thu Jul 06, 2017 6:32 pm
morepork wrote: Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?
It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't
SerjeantWildgoose
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by SerjeantWildgoose Thu Jul 06, 2017 8:32 pm
morepork wrote: Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?
I have to say that the occasional Sirdar pattern cover carried the hint of an alluring feminine curve; but frankly I seldom wasted time on anything short of the Playtex 18-hour girdle pages of Kay's Catalogue.
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Mellsblue
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by Mellsblue Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:52 am
Stones of granite wrote: morepork wrote: Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?
It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't
This is my second favourite reply on RR.
belgarion
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by belgarion Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:33 pm
Mellsblue wrote: Stones of granite wrote: morepork wrote: Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?
It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't
This is my second favourite reply on RR.
OK, I'll bite, what's your favourite?
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Mellsblue
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by Mellsblue Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:08 pm
belgarion wrote: Mellsblue wrote: Stones of granite wrote:
It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't
This is my second favourite reply on RR.
OK, I'll bite, what's your favourite?
Buggaluggs commenting that his avatar was inappropriate for the operation yew tree thread.
Galfon
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by Galfon Wed Jan 03, 2018 7:50 pm
Galfon
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by Galfon Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:41 pm
WaspInWales
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by WaspInWales Fri Jan 19, 2018 12:22 am
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Shep did like a boner and Noakes loved nothing more than giving it to him.
Both will be sorely missed.
Buggaluggs
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by Buggaluggs Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:37 pm
Didn't Shep die and get surreptitiously replaced a few times? Maybe Noakes did too.
morepork
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by morepork Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:05 pm
Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.
Stones of granite
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by Stones of granite Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:13 pm
morepork wrote: Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.
New Zealander’s get it when they shag lambs instead of sheep.
morepork
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by morepork Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:15 pm
Racist.
morepork
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by morepork Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:45 pm
You are clearly an amateur sir.
Buggaluggs
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by Buggaluggs Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:08 pm
morepork wrote: Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.
In my experience, too tight is not possible.
Galfon
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by Galfon Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:20 pm
take care-" rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous: this may cause a medical emergency that, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including gangrene that can result in the destruction and possible amputation .."
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by morepork Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:20 pm
Buggaluggs wrote: morepork wrote: Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.
In my experience, too tight is not possible.
That fetid cheesy smell could be gangrene. You should consult your vet.
morepork
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by morepork Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:21 pm
Ha! Timing! Clearly a consensus.
Buggaluggs
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by Buggaluggs Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:26 pm
Its a risk, sure. But on the upside, you may get a tasty nurse squeezing the puss out.
Galfon
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by Galfon Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:32 am
Happy Val's day..
SerjeantWildgoose
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by SerjeantWildgoose Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:18 am
A true sex-godess, Galf. Not like those skinny wastrels that followed in her clog-steps
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