RugbyRebels

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... sadly, not this generation. It’s been reported that not a single person, or at least a single person with a Barb ratings tracker box, watched the 2:30pm Blue Peter repeat on the 13 June.

I put it down to changing times and the fact that ye don't get to see Pete and John stroking Val's hairy wee things anymore.

All things being equal, which do you prefer to imagine is Lesley Judd's 'orgasm' face?



... or perhaps,



... or,

Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?

morepork wrote:Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?

It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't

morepork wrote:Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?

I have to say that the occasional Sirdar pattern cover carried the hint of an alluring feminine curve; but frankly I seldom wasted time on anything short of the Playtex 18-hour girdle pages of Kay's Catalogue.

Stones of granite wrote:

morepork wrote:Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?

It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't

This is my second favourite reply on RR.

Mellsblue wrote:

Stones of granite wrote:

morepork wrote:Would you beat off to a knit wear catalogue?

It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't

This is my second favourite reply on RR.

OK, I'll bite, what's your favourite?

belgarion wrote:

Mellsblue wrote:

Stones of granite wrote: It's probably more a question of frequency than would/wouldn't

This is my second favourite reply on RR.

OK, I'll bite, what's your favourite?

Buggaluggs commenting that his avatar was inappropriate for the operation yew tree thread.

SerjeantWildgoose wrote:

Shep did like a boner and Noakes loved nothing more than giving it to him.

Both will be sorely missed.

Didn't Shep die and get surreptitiously replaced a few times? Maybe Noakes did too.

Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.

morepork wrote:Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.

New Zealander’s get it when they shag lambs instead of sheep.

Racist.

morepork wrote:Racist.

The breed of sheep is irrelevant.

You are clearly an amateur sir.

morepork wrote:Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.

In my experience, too tight is not possible.

take care-" rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous: this may cause a medical emergency that, if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including gangrene that can result in the destruction and possible amputation .."

Buggaluggs wrote:

morepork wrote:Blue Peter sounds like a cock ring that is on just a bit too tight.

In my experience, too tight is not possible.

That fetid cheesy smell could be gangrene. You should consult your vet.

Ha! Timing! Clearly a consensus.

Its a risk, sure. But on the upside, you may get a tasty nurse squeezing the puss out.

Happy Val's day..

A true sex-godess, Galf. Not like those skinny wastrels that followed in her clog-steps