Biggest tool in the 6 nations

[paddy no 11]

Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I thought Ryan could have been shown a card of either colour on a couple of occasions yesterday. Sexton was absent with the exception of half a dozen howlers and Stockdale should be dragged out and shot for coughing up that second try. England were good yesterday and worthy of their win, but Ireland allowed themselves to be unzipped by fucking about with two kicks behind that should both have been dealt with easily.

I didn't think Itoje did much to put himself into contention yesterday, but Genge just oozes tool to anyone who isn't wearing England-blinkers. However, Farrell's hanging on to CJ was worthy of the Tool of the Week award all of itself. CJ Played the incident superbly, using the flat of his hand so that whoever he hit it could not be construed as a punch but rather a hefty hand-off, and then dragging the whelp halfway across the pitch so that the ref and touch judge could have a bloody good look. And even then the whelp had the toolerism to protest!

[Which Tyler]

I thought Ryan could have been shown a card of either colour on a couple of occasions yesterday. Sexton was absent with the exception of half a dozen howlers and Stockdale should be dragged out and shot for coughing up that second try. England were good yesterday and worthy of their win, but Ireland allowed themselves to be unzipped by fucking about with two kicks behind that should both have been dealt with easily.

I didn't think Itoje did much to put himself into contention yesterday, but Genge just oozes tool to anyone who isn't wearing England-blinkers. However, Farrell's hanging on to CJ was worthy of the Tool of the Week award all of itself. CJ Played the incident superbly, using the flat of his hand so that whoever he hit it could not be construed as a punch but rather a hefty hand-off, and then dragging the whelp halfway across the pitch so that the ref and touch judge could have a bloody good look. And even then the whelp had the toolerism to protest!

Agreed with all that - but nothing beat Dan Biggar for sheer toolery on Saturday - low lights being his mark and immediate deliberate kick into the chasing Frenchmen and protesting to the ref; and then the final whistle attempting to charge down a kick from a mere 8m offside and targetting the standing leg, not the ball or kicking foot.

[Mikey Brown]

I was slowly starting to change my mind on Biggar but that is pretty special.

There was a super slow motion shot of Farrell smirking and pointing at an Irish player as they conceded a penalty at one point, that almost matched the Stander incident for me.

I agree Stander played that well, looked like punches on first glance but he was clear enough.

[Stom]

Farrell and Biggar take the biscuit every time. Those two are the twattiest twats this side of twatdom.

[Mr Mwenda]

I was slowly starting to change my mind on Biggar but that is pretty special.

There was a super slow motion shot of Farrell smirking and pointing at an Irish player as they conceded a penalty at one point, that almost matched the Stander incident for me.

I agree Stander played that well, looked like punches on first glance but he was clear enough.

I noticed that shot too, therr's a lot of silly buggers going around him as well. It's not a good look for rugby union.

Reckon Stander was lucky, to be honest. It should refs sorting it out.

[fivepointer]

I'm constantly amazed that officials put up with Biggar and his antics. How he hasnt been told to belt up or get penalised by now is beyond me.
Farrell is a serial twat too. Thought Ryan was very lucky to stay on the pitch yesterday. Never thought of him as a dirty player before.

[Numbers]

Farrell and Biggar take the biscuit every time. Those two are the twattiest twats this side of twatdom.

Josh Adams has been exhibiting some twattishness also.

[morepork]

"Owen Farrell: In the father-v-son duel against Ireland coach Andy, it was England's composed captain who emerged with bragging rights. 8"

https://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/n ... -struggles

[switchskier]

Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?

The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?

[francoisfou]

"Owen Farrell: In the father-v-son duel against Ireland coach Andy, it was England's composed captain who emerged with bragging rights. 8"

https://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/n ... -struggles

Composed, eh? Decomposed would be more accurate, methinks.

[paddy no 11]

Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?

The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?

Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery

[Spiffy]

Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?

The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?

Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery

Big head syndrome.

[Which Tyler]

The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?

Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery

Big head syndrome.

BigSalaritis

[Which Tyler]

[Banquo]

Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery

Big head syndrome.

BigSalaritis

Bigg-arse

[paddy no 11]

Enter Joe marler

[paddy no 11]

Just too many tool jokes

[paddy no 11]

Ewels, parkes and tuilagi join the party

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Dellaglio's attempts to downplay Tuilagi's shoulder to North's head was worthy of TOTW.

In terms of efficiency Genge has to be in with a shout for the amount of toolery crammed into his briefest of cameo appearances. I would love someone to ask what the fuck was going through Marler's mind when he started giving out hand jobs in the ruck - but the dozy fecker has no mind for anything to go through.

Would have loved Alfie's "If that went on in my day, I'd never have retired" comment, but it was so clearly teed up by that tosser Pugatch that SCW's reaction has to go down as Pundit Ham of the Season.

[SerjeantWildgoose]

Edit above: Just seen Jones' comments on Tuilagi's card. The man is a feckwit.

[Spiffy]

Dellaglio's attempts to downplay Tuilagi's shoulder to North's head was worthy of TOTW.

In terms of efficiency Genge has to be in with a shout for the amount of toolery crammed into his briefest of cameo appearances. I would love someone to ask what the fuck was going through Marler's mind when he started giving out hand jobs in the ruck - but the dozy fecker has no mind for anything to go through.

Would have loved Alfie's "If that went on in my day, I'd never have retired" comment, but it was so clearly teed up by that tosser Pugatch that SCW's reaction has to go down as Pundit Ham of the Season.

Marler's action was a tad worrying. Instead of a traditional sac grab/twist, that looked more like a loving fondle. Ugh!

[morepork]

I would wager Marler showered alone after that match....

[Mr Mwenda]

The red carded French player surely joins the list?

[paddy no 11]

The red carded French player surely joins the list?

He sure does