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Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:32 pm
by paddy no 11
Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:10 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
I thought Ryan could have been shown a card of either colour on a couple of occasions yesterday. Sexton was absent with the exception of half a dozen howlers and Stockdale should be dragged out and shot for coughing up that second try. England were good yesterday and worthy of their win, but Ireland allowed themselves to be unzipped by fucking about with two kicks behind that should both have been dealt with easily.

I didn't think Itoje did much to put himself into contention yesterday, but Genge just oozes tool to anyone who isn't wearing England-blinkers. However, Farrell's hanging on to CJ was worthy of the Tool of the Week award all of itself. CJ Played the incident superbly, using the flat of his hand so that whoever he hit it could not be construed as a punch but rather a hefty hand-off, and then dragging the whelp halfway across the pitch so that the ref and touch judge could have a bloody good look. And even then the whelp had the toolerism to protest!

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:10 am
by Which Tyler
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:I thought Ryan could have been shown a card of either colour on a couple of occasions yesterday. Sexton was absent with the exception of half a dozen howlers and Stockdale should be dragged out and shot for coughing up that second try. England were good yesterday and worthy of their win, but Ireland allowed themselves to be unzipped by fucking about with two kicks behind that should both have been dealt with easily.

I didn't think Itoje did much to put himself into contention yesterday, but Genge just oozes tool to anyone who isn't wearing England-blinkers. However, Farrell's hanging on to CJ was worthy of the Tool of the Week award all of itself. CJ Played the incident superbly, using the flat of his hand so that whoever he hit it could not be construed as a punch but rather a hefty hand-off, and then dragging the whelp halfway across the pitch so that the ref and touch judge could have a bloody good look. And even then the whelp had the toolerism to protest!
Agreed with all that - but nothing beat Dan Biggar for sheer toolery on Saturday - low lights being his mark and immediate deliberate kick into the chasing Frenchmen and protesting to the ref; and then the final whistle attempting to charge down a kick from a mere 8m offside and targetting the standing leg, not the ball or kicking foot.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:23 am
by Mikey Brown
I was slowly starting to change my mind on Biggar but that is pretty special.

There was a super slow motion shot of Farrell smirking and pointing at an Irish player as they conceded a penalty at one point, that almost matched the Stander incident for me.

I agree Stander played that well, looked like punches on first glance but he was clear enough.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:27 am
by Stom
Farrell and Biggar take the biscuit every time. Those two are the twattiest twats this side of twatdom.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:53 am
by Mr Mwenda
Mikey Brown wrote:I was slowly starting to change my mind on Biggar but that is pretty special.

There was a super slow motion shot of Farrell smirking and pointing at an Irish player as they conceded a penalty at one point, that almost matched the Stander incident for me.

I agree Stander played that well, looked like punches on first glance but he was clear enough.
I noticed that shot too, therr's a lot of silly buggers going around him as well. It's not a good look for rugby union.

Reckon Stander was lucky, to be honest. It should refs sorting it out.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:58 am
by fivepointer
I'm constantly amazed that officials put up with Biggar and his antics. How he hasnt been told to belt up or get penalised by now is beyond me.
Farrell is a serial twat too. Thought Ryan was very lucky to stay on the pitch yesterday. Never thought of him as a dirty player before.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:28 pm
by Numbers
Stom wrote:Farrell and Biggar take the biscuit every time. Those two are the twattiest twats this side of twatdom.
Josh Adams has been exhibiting some twattishness also.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 5:08 pm
by morepork
"Owen Farrell: In the father-v-son duel against Ireland coach Andy, it was England's composed captain who emerged with bragging rights. 8"

https://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/n ... -struggles

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:37 pm
by switchskier
paddy no 11 wrote:Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?
The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 7:57 pm
by francoisfou
morepork wrote:"Owen Farrell: In the father-v-son duel against Ireland coach Andy, it was England's composed captain who emerged with bragging rights. 8"

https://www.skysports.com/rugby-union/n ... -struggles
Composed, eh? Decomposed would be more accurate, methinks.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:22 am
by paddy no 11
switchskier wrote:
paddy no 11 wrote:Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?
The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?
Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 4:46 pm
by Spiffy
paddy no 11 wrote:
switchskier wrote:
paddy no 11 wrote:Get yer nominations in

Itoje
Genge
Biggar
Sexton
Russell
Teddy Thomas
James Ryan

Can we still do polls on this thing?
The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?
Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery
Big head syndrome.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 5:00 pm
by Which Tyler
Spiffy wrote:
paddy no 11 wrote:
switchskier wrote:
The bigger question is whether petulant fly halves have usurped the rightful position of the scrummie to be the most self-entitled little gobshite on the pitch?
Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery
Big head syndrome.
BigSalaritis

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:12 pm
by Which Tyler

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 1:50 pm
by Banquo
Which Tyler wrote:
Spiffy wrote:
paddy no 11 wrote:
Indeed, at least the ratty scrum halves all had small man syndrome - what excuse have theout halves for such twattery
Big head syndrome.
BigSalaritis
Bigg-arse

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:12 pm
by paddy no 11
Enter Joe marler

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:14 pm
by paddy no 11
Just too many tool jokes

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:52 pm
by paddy no 11
Ewels, parkes and tuilagi join the party

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:37 am
by SerjeantWildgoose
Dellaglio's attempts to downplay Tuilagi's shoulder to North's head was worthy of TOTW.

In terms of efficiency Genge has to be in with a shout for the amount of toolery crammed into his briefest of cameo appearances. I would love someone to ask what the fuck was going through Marler's mind when he started giving out hand jobs in the ruck - but the dozy fecker has no mind for anything to go through.

Would have loved Alfie's "If that went on in my day, I'd never have retired" comment, but it was so clearly teed up by that tosser Pugatch that SCW's reaction has to go down as Pundit Ham of the Season.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 12:41 pm
by SerjeantWildgoose
Edit above: Just seen Jones' comments on Tuilagi's card. The man is a feckwit.

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:34 pm
by Spiffy
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:Dellaglio's attempts to downplay Tuilagi's shoulder to North's head was worthy of TOTW.

In terms of efficiency Genge has to be in with a shout for the amount of toolery crammed into his briefest of cameo appearances. I would love someone to ask what the fuck was going through Marler's mind when he started giving out hand jobs in the ruck - but the dozy fecker has no mind for anything to go through.

Would have loved Alfie's "If that went on in my day, I'd never have retired" comment, but it was so clearly teed up by that tosser Pugatch that SCW's reaction has to go down as Pundit Ham of the Season.
Marler's action was a tad worrying. Instead of a traditional sac grab/twist, that looked more like a loving fondle. Ugh!

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:43 pm
by morepork
I would wager Marler showered alone after that match....

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:10 pm
by Mr Mwenda
The red carded French player surely joins the list?

Re: Biggest tool in the 6 nations

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:46 pm
by paddy no 11
Mr Mwenda wrote:The red carded French player surely joins the list?
He sure does