Touts!

[SerjeantWildgoose]

I can see why, when stadia are packed and tickets like hen's teeth, ye might be tempted to pay a few punts by way of mark up to catch something like a grand slam decider or a world cup final - but surely it could only be us daft feckers who manage to get caught up in a ticket scalping scandal when the stadiums are heff empty and any daft fecker could walk up on the day and probably get in on a discount!!!!

[BBD]

Im pretty sure I saw a couple of empty seats at the closing ceremony last night, reserved in the name of Hickey I believe