ISIS seeks NATO membership

[rowan]

Nothing too surprising about this...

ISIS will seek Nato membership as a reward for its co operation with American-allied forces during the civil war in Syria involving government forces against foreign invaders and terrorists, the organization's leader said today.

The announcement came as US president Donald Trump declared American troops would be withdrawn from the Middle Eastern nation, having had their butts firmly kicked by the Russians and Iranians.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS, said the notorious, head-chopping terrorist organization would aim to complete military and political reforms required to apply for a membership action plan, the formal path to Nato membership, by 2020.

"ISIS has clearly defined its political future and future in the sphere of terrorism," Mr al-Baghdadi told reporters at a joint press conference with Nato officers in Saudi Arabia.

"Today we clearly stated that we would begin a discussion about a membership action plan and our proposals for such a discussion were accepted with pleasure," he added.

Mr al-Baghdadi said Nato has provided new weaponry and training to ISIS to help slaughter and torture innocent civilians and destabilize governments in the Middle East. Washington confirmed the move and accused Russia of using Islamophobia to discredit ISIS and manipulate Western politicians.

[Stones of granite]

April 1st as an excuse to write tired old bullshit propaganda disguised as a “joke”. Yawn.

[rowan]

But you responded to it

I think this offended your redneck principles by getting a little too close to the truth . . .

[Stones of granite]

But you responded to it

I think this offended your redneck principles by getting a little too close to the truth . . .

Nope.
Bullshit peddled by a bullshitter.

Situation normal, April 1st or not.

[rowan]

Stones of Cowardice balling his eyes out over a light-hearted dig at the warmongering rednecks and their terrorist proxies. Surprise surprise

[cashead]

That's a drink, Stones.




The rowan drinking game

A drink every time he:
1. Does an ad hominem
2. Uses some weaksauce attempt at a sickburn variation of someone's name (Hapless, Stones of Cowardice, etc.)

2 drinks each time he:
1. Appeals to authority
2. Appeals to accomplishment

3 drinks each time he:
1. Comments on where he lives, or has lives/travelled in relation to his alleged authority on the matter
2. Comments on where you live, especially in relation to your apparent ability to comment on the matter
3. Tries, no matter how hamfisted, to bring Britain's colonial past into it

Take a shot each time he:
1. Posts a link to a counterpunch article
2. Posts a link to a RT article/video
3. Quotes himself

Finish your drink if he:
1. Does all of the above in one post.
2. Parrots what you wrote in an attempt to be witty.

[rowan]

Hapless is as hapless does . . .

1 Ah, but it's you doing the ad hominems, self-evidently, and me who's pointing it out.
2 Like Billy Bullshitter, you mean? Yes, I also ball my eyes out over this.

Not much point continuing with this, as it looks as though it's largely a cut & paste job and most points don't apply.

As for counterpunch, it's a web domain that publishes articles by some of the world's most respected journalists and authors. If you have a problem with the likes of Pilger, Chomsky, Finkelstein, Fisk and other multi-award-winning writers that says a lot more about you than it does about them. No doubt you'd prefer the warmongering right-wing propaganda of the BBC & Guardian...

Anyway, sorry you guys have no sense of humor. This was obviously a little too close to the truth for you

[cashead]

Aw dang, that's 3 drinks.

[Stones of granite]

Stones of Cowardice balling his eyes out over a light-hearted dig at the warmongering rednecks and their terrorist proxies. Surprise surprise

What does “balling his eyes out” mean? Is that like, putting balls in your eyes or something?

You know, it’s dead easy to cut and paste agitprop. It clearly doesn’t take any intellect whatsoever, though I must concede that thinking up really clever variations of usernames like “stones of cowardice”and calling someone a “redneck” is really, really clever. I’m impressed.

And oh, so cut to the quick.

Ouch.

[Stones of granite]

Hapless is as hapless does . . .

1 Ah, but it's you doing the ad hominems, self-evidently, and me who's pointing it out.
2 Like Billy Bullshitter, you mean? Yes, I also ball my eyes out over this.

Not much point continuing with this, as it looks as though it's largely a cut & paste job and most points don't apply.

As for counterpunch, it's a web domain that publishes articles by some of the world's most respected journalists and authors. If you have a problem with the likes of Pilger, Chomsky, Finkelstein, Fisk and other multi-award-winning writers that says a lot more about you than it does about them. No doubt you'd prefer the warmongering right-wing propaganda of the BBC & Guardian...

Anyway, sorry you guys have no sense of humor. This was obviously a little too close to the truth for you

You do know that “ball your eyes out” sounds like so,e kind of sexually deviant practice?

It”s bawl you fucking chimp.

[cashead]

Stones of Cowardice balling his eyes out over a light-hearted dig at the warmongering rednecks and their terrorist proxies. Surprise surprise

What does “balling his eyes out” mean? Is that like, putting balls in your eyes or something?

You know, it’s dead easy to cut and paste agitprop. It clearly doesn’t take any intellect whatsoever, though I must concede that thinking up really clever variations of usernames like “stones of cowardice”and calling someone a “redneck” is really, really clever. I’m impressed.

And oh, so cut to the quick.

Ouch.

Oh fuck, my eyes glazed over and I totally missed that.

4 drinks total.