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If I were to post that no bloke with a pair of nads is capable of having any relationship with a woman that is not founded on and motivated by his urge to shag her, then I would be rightly howled down as a Neanderthal.

This, however, is exactly what wives think.
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Does this make wives neanderthals?
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Sandydragon wrote:
belgarion wrote:'Zhivago & his secretary sitting in a tree'

Methinks she may have a bit of an interest in you my friend. I'd steer clear
This! Be careful of rumour fella, no matter how well behaved you might be, some wagging tongues can blow everything out of proportion.
I think she wants to blow him out if proportion.
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OptimisticJock wrote:Does this make wives neanderthals?
Given the look of some of the munters dragging their knuckles up Sauchiehall Street on a Friday afternoon, yer average Jockistani might be forgiven for thinking so.
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SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:Does this make wives neanderthals?
Given the look of some of the munters dragging their knuckles up Sauchiehall Street on a Friday afternoon, yer average Jockistani might be forgiven for thinking so.
Funnily enough, I'm just back from Sauchiehall Street.

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SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:Does this make wives neanderthals?
Given the look of some of the munters dragging their knuckles up Sauchiehall Street on a Friday afternoon, yer average Jockistani might be forgiven for thinking so.
Down there for 6 weeks next week. Cannae wait to see the aw.
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OptimisticJock wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:Does this make wives neanderthals?
Given the look of some of the munters dragging their knuckles up Sauchiehall Street on a Friday afternoon, yer average Jockistani might be forgiven for thinking so.
Down there for 6 weeks next week. Cannae wait to see the aw.
I know time can drag a bit, but come one...
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Mellsblue wrote: If she does come on strong just steer the conversation round to politics. ;)
Or rugby. If Timmy was still posting he'd suggest going for a dump between the starter and the main course.
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hp18 wrote:
OptimisticJock wrote:
SerjeantWildgoose wrote:
Given the look of some of the munters dragging their knuckles up Sauchiehall Street on a Friday afternoon, yer average Jockistani might be forgiven for thinking so.
Down there for 6 weeks next week. Cannae wait to see the aw.
I know time can drag a bit, but come one...
:lol: anything will be better than sitting in those lectures
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hp18 wrote: I think she wants to blow him out if proportion.
There's Freudian: 'Vot are you meaning vis zis 'if proportion'.
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Smash her pie FFS
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Zhivago wrote:
They know each other btw, which I think helps a bit with the trust that's inevitably needed.

And of course our plans are always above board - nothing more than talking over wine, and the topics kept well away from potential minefields. But you know the danger of alcohol, plans do not always remain, conversation could plausibly shift to an out-of-bounds area... so far not, hopefully not, but that's a danger I guess.
Properly managed, you could be looking at a threesome here.
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Lizard wrote:
Zhivago wrote:
They know each other btw, which I think helps a bit with the trust that's inevitably needed.

And of course our plans are always above board - nothing more than talking over wine, and the topics kept well away from potential minefields. But you know the danger of alcohol, plans do not always remain, conversation could plausibly shift to an out-of-bounds area... so far not, hopefully not, but that's a danger I guess.
Properly managed, you could be looking at a threesome here.
Never understood the appeal of threesomes.

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If you value your marriage, put the idea away.
Even thinking about it / talking about it can be treated as a thought crime and/or infidelity...for a long time...
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Zhivago wrote: Never understood the appeal of threesomes.
Sometimes they were fun.
But it's like taking acid,......you need to be damn sure you're doing it with the right people and in the right situation.
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So?

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Adder wrote:So?

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Normalised the situation. Wife seems fine with me meeting my colleague for a drink/meal... As long as I'm open about it then no issues.

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Zhivago wrote:
Adder wrote:So?

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Normalised the situation. Wife seems fine with me meeting my colleague for a drink/meal... As long as I'm open about it then no issues.
Still awaiting a Rule 1.
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