The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.Donny osmond wrote:"Hey, you've left a turd in the fridge!"jared_7 wrote:Calculated move by Johnson, the next PM is going to cope with a couple of years of recession, increasing pressure from Scotland and even NI to pull away, as well as the EU negotiations where the UK will win very little wiggle room on things like immigration.
And it sums him up to a tee, campaign and get us into the mess, take a step back while the sh*t hits the fan, and then you just know in a couple of years he'll be back saying how much better he would have handled it.
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"Whilst I understand what clearly needs to be done, reluctantly I have concluded I am not the man to..."Stones of granite wrote:The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.Donny osmond wrote:"Hey, you've left a turd in the fridge!"jared_7 wrote:Calculated move by Johnson, the next PM is going to cope with a couple of years of recession, increasing pressure from Scotland and even NI to pull away, as well as the EU negotiations where the UK will win very little wiggle room on things like immigration.
And it sums him up to a tee, campaign and get us into the mess, take a step back while the sh*t hits the fan, and then you just know in a couple of years he'll be back saying how much better he would have handled it.
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bottled it, what a surprise. Couldn't deliver on his porkies. God help us if Gove is PMbruce wrote:Boris not standing. F*cked over by Gove.
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Stephen Crabb......he of the neatly trimmed designer stubble, the tight, skinny blue suits and immaculately brylcreemed hairdo.....
who also has ties with CARE the Christian group advocating a cure for homosexuality..?. Uh-huh.
who also has ties with CARE the Christian group advocating a cure for homosexuality..?. Uh-huh.
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Post of the day. I'm nicking that.Stones of granite wrote:The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.Donny osmond wrote:"Hey, you've left a turd in the fridge!"jared_7 wrote:Calculated move by Johnson, the next PM is going to cope with a couple of years of recession, increasing pressure from Scotland and even NI to pull away, as well as the EU negotiations where the UK will win very little wiggle room on things like immigration.
And it sums him up to a tee, campaign and get us into the mess, take a step back while the sh*t hits the fan, and then you just know in a couple of years he'll be back saying how much better he would have handled it.
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They did that with Corbyn, apparently. Only he drank the whisky and shot the Labour PartyStones of granite wrote:The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.Donny osmond wrote:"Hey, you've left a turd in the fridge!"jared_7 wrote:Calculated move by Johnson, the next PM is going to cope with a couple of years of recession, increasing pressure from Scotland and even NI to pull away, as well as the EU negotiations where the UK will win very little wiggle room on things like immigration.
And it sums him up to a tee, campaign and get us into the mess, take a step back while the sh*t hits the fan, and then you just know in a couple of years he'll be back saying how much better he would have handled it.
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Banquo wrote:They did that with Corbyn, apparently. Only he drank the whisky and shot the Labour PartyStones of granite wrote:The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.Donny osmond wrote: "Hey, you've left a turd in the fridge!"
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Angela Eagle has the support of 6% of the membership of the party I'm told.
JC has over 50%.
Who are you kidding?
As for the maths. There are mathematic 'theories' on both sides, they are not the same as mathematical facts. I asked for maths.
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Its called a joke.UGagain wrote:Banquo wrote:They did that with Corbyn, apparently. Only he drank the whisky and shot the Labour PartyStones of granite wrote: The chancing fucker should be left in his office with a Webley, a bottle of whisky, and a clear understanding of what is expected of him.
Angela Eagle has the support of 6% of the membership of the party I'm told.
JC has over 50%.
Who are you kidding?
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You'd noted it was about the Labour PartyBanquo wrote:Its called a joke.UGagain wrote:Banquo wrote: They did that with Corbyn, apparently. Only he drank the whisky and shot the Labour Party
Angela Eagle has the support of 6% of the membership of the party I'm told.
JC has over 50%.
Who are you kidding?
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Great.bruce wrote:
She's a bit sour faced for my liking. Think Maggie but without the personality!

In fairness she's a helluva lot more qualified than Maggie ever was. Sadly she's just as much of a b*tch.
But she's more like a b*tchy relation who you can tolerate ..........rather than just some random b*tch, like one of your mate's Granny who's a total Nazi.
If the Tories offered me a £3 vote.....I'd definitely go with May.
If removing corporate interest from the House were to become a serious issue,.......Corbyn and May would have some quality debates.
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Isn't May the only one to go on record saying the human rights act should be abolished?
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kk67 wrote:Great.bruce wrote:
She's a bit sour faced for my liking. Think Maggie but without the personality!I love the way that both you and Gove have used facial characteristics as an indicator/ non indicator of moral value. It did seem to me that Gove was basically saying 'I know I look corrupt, but I'm not really'.
In fairness she's a helluva lot more qualified than Maggie ever was. Sadly she's just as much of a b*tch.
But she's more like a b*tchy relation who you can tolerate ..........rather than just some random b*tch, like one of your mate's Granny who's a total Nazi.
If the Tories offered me a £3 vote.....I'd definitely go with May.
If removing corporate interest from the House were to become a serious issue,.......Corbyn and May would have some quality debates.
How is that not a serious issue??
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They won't make it a serious issue. It would be terrifying if they did.morepork wrote:kk67 wrote:Great.bruce wrote:
She's a bit sour faced for my liking. Think Maggie but without the personality!I love the way that both you and Gove have used facial characteristics as an indicator/ non indicator of moral value. It did seem to me that Gove was basically saying 'I know I look corrupt, but I'm not really'.
In fairness she's a helluva lot more qualified than Maggie ever was. Sadly she's just as much of a b*tch.
But she's more like a b*tchy relation who you can tolerate ..........rather than just some random b*tch, like one of your mate's Granny who's a total Nazi.
If the Tories offered me a £3 vote.....I'd definitely go with May.
If removing corporate interest from the House were to become a serious issue,.......Corbyn and May would have some quality debates.
How is that not a serious issue??
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kk67 wrote:They won't make it a serious issue. It would be terrifying if they did.morepork wrote:kk67 wrote: Great.I love the way that both you and Gove have used facial characteristics as an indicator/ non indicator of moral value. It did seem to me that Gove was basically saying 'I know I look corrupt, but I'm not really'.
In fairness she's a helluva lot more qualified than Maggie ever was. Sadly she's just as much of a b*tch.
But she's more like a b*tchy relation who you can tolerate ..........rather than just some random b*tch, like one of your mate's Granny who's a total Nazi.
If the Tories offered me a £3 vote.....I'd definitely go with May.
If removing corporate interest from the House were to become a serious issue,.......Corbyn and May would have some quality debates.
How is that not a serious issue??
La, La, La,.....feck off. I'm offensive and unnecessary and Silly Arse.
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Yes.Longshanks wrote:Isn't May the only one to go on record saying the human rights act should be abolished?
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But what to replace it? Over and over people state an objection to some aspect of the EU without saying what would replace it, we could have almost no change in any practical sensejared_7 wrote:Yes.Longshanks wrote:Isn't May the only one to go on record saying the human rights act should be abolished?
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I don't know what she wants to replace it with, she used the delayed deportations of Hamza and Abu Qatada as the justification for her stance but I'm sceptical. Pretty easy to get the populace on your side when you involve the word "terrorism", most likely she wants to tinker with something else.Digby wrote:But what to replace it? Over and over people state an objection to some aspect of the EU without saying what would replace it, we could have almost no change in any practical sensejared_7 wrote:Yes.Longshanks wrote:Isn't May the only one to go on record saying the human rights act should be abolished?
It certainly won't be "almost not change in any practical sense" otherwise she wouldn't bother posturing about it.
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Because empty rhetoric is anathema within the political world?jared_7 wrote:
It certainly won't be "almost not change in any practical sense" otherwise she wouldn't bother posturing about it.
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quite.Digby wrote:Because empty rhetoric is anathema within the political world?jared_7 wrote:
It certainly won't be "almost not change in any practical sense" otherwise she wouldn't bother posturing about it.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Fox or Crabb to be deselected from the process today?
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I think Fox will fall first., but not by much.
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Is it like Survivor? Or more like The Bachelor?
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Id prefer a Hunger Games approach, but Im likely to be disappointed.
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I'm amazed that given the situation which saw him booted out of government he thought this was a reasonable move. I'd imagine he's angling more for another cabinet role rather than seriously thinking he stood a chance at being leader, but it does seem somewhat sick.Sandydragon wrote:I think Fox will fall first., but not by much.